BBV-Post Your Best Short Jokes

[GeraldGiraffe]

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

WHERE'S MY TRACTOR????

[tarheeljks]

accusing someone of rape isn't very funny imo.

also, c4 you get that thing i sent you?

[Labarde]

why did the girl fall of the swing

cos she had no arms

why did the boy fall off his bike

cos someone threw a fridge at him

[doubLe a tom]

why cant stevie wonder read

[I_AM_EVIL]

Not the best but it's the biggest....

Limesparks

[c4mg]

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accusing someone of rape isn't very funny imo.

also, c4 you get that thing i sent you?


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I believe so.

[sippin_criss]

So I was at the mall today and I saw a bunch of c4mg's friends. I heard them making fun of him, they were all like "c4mg likes to eat poo sandwiches." I got annoyed they were hating on him so I went to defend him and said, "hey guys, c4mg doesn't even like bread."

[mbillie1]

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So I was at the mall today and I saw a bunch of c4mg's friends. I heard them making fun of him, they were all like "c4mg likes to eat poo sandwiches." I got annoyed they were hating on him so I went to defend him and said, "hey guys, c4mg doesn't even like bread."

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i lol'd

[c4mg]

[ QUOTE ]
So I was at the mall today and I saw a bunch of c4mg's friends. I heard them making fun of him, they were all like "c4mg likes to eat poo sandwiches." I got annoyed they were hating on him so I went to defend him and said, "hey guys, c4mg doesn't even like bread."

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At least I have friends.

[keikiwai]

what's the diff between dids and die bitter?

answer (in white below):







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