Most insane thing a gal has said to you during sex.

[DMBFan23]

This girl that I briefly had a fling with (never had sex with her, though...we only hooked up like 3 times) had started dating someone that she met from Puerto Rico. They both live here in the states, and were both on vacation there.

One night, she calls me from Adams Morgan in DC and wants me to meet her out there, and I'm already out there so I figure nothing to lose. When I get there I find out they got in a fight about something or other, so naturally we end up back at my place. In the middle, she starts crying. I ask what's wrong and she said "why doesn't he (the bf) love me?"

I ended up finishing anyway, and I'm pretty sure I'm a bad person.

[Gunny Highway]

I posted about this one awhile back. This was pretty insane.

[robber baron]

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lol @ "use me to sin"

I don't have anything too crazy, though a girl did ask me to slap her face once. I did, but I don't think it was as hard as she wanted.

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Do you still have her number?

[mlagoo]

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In the middle, she starts crying. I ask what's wrong and she said "why doesn't he (the bf) love me?"

I ended up finishing anyway

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hahahahahahahahhahaha


also one funny thing is when girls try to talk dirty but end up stumbling over their words or something. i had one girl say "yeah... do your ... fuc*ing d*ck." i have no idea what that meant.

[CappyAA]

Wow Gunny that's nuts. I'd do the same thing you did.

I took a girl back from the bar a few weeks back and we were hooking up. I could tell she was weird, but she was hot, so I can deal. So after some hooking up, she tells me she wants to have sex. So I go to my nightstand to grab a condom and she gets all insulted that I won't do it raw-dog. So I start telling her I'm not gonna have sex with her with no condom and we start arguing. I basically told her to [censored] off and I started to call a cab for her. While I was calling a cab, she started apologizing and saying that she didn't want to leave. I really wasn't paying attention to her, so she just started giving me a BJ while I was on hold. So obviously I let her keep going. I still called the cab too.

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"Make me pregnant"

[pirateboy]

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well? spill it.

when i was much younger, a gal told me to hurt her. it frightened me at the time. youth is wasted on the young.

i think "use me to sin" tops my list.

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"I want to teach your physics class" was one I loved. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[gwhiz_612]

I had a girl tell me that she wanted me to go to sleep with my d*ck in her mouth.

[DMBFan23]

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well? spill it.

when i was much younger, a gal told me to hurt her. it frightened me at the time. youth is wasted on the young.

i think "use me to sin" tops my list.

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"I want to teach your physics class" was one I loved. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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bonus points if she was your student at the time

[z28dreams]

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Wow Gunny that's nuts. I'd do the same thing you did.

I took a girl back from the bar a few weeks back and we were hooking up. I could tell she was weird, but she was hot, so I can deal. So after some hooking up, she tells me she wants to have sex. So I go to my nightstand to grab a condom and she gets all insulted that I won't do it raw-dog. So I start telling her I'm not gonna have sex with her with no condom and we start arguing. I basically told her to [censored] off and I started to call a cab for her. While I was calling a cab, she started apologizing and saying that she didn't want to leave. I really wasn't paying attention to her, so she just started giving me a BJ while I was on hold. So obviously I let her keep going. I still called the cab too.

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Please tell me where I can find these insane girls in the DC area.