SSNL POKER [cheese] thread AUGUST

[mason55]

god so i play this hand earlier today

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $85.00
Hero (BB): $110.00
UTG: $58.50
MP: $95.95
CO: $27.55
BTN: $75.40

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $2.00</font>, CO calls $2.00, BTN folds, SB calls $1.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $13.00</font>, 2 folds, SB calls $11.00

Flop: ($30) 2 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5 (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $22.00</font>, SB calls $22.00

Turn: ($74) 7 (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $71.00</font>, SB calls all-in for $50.00
Uncalled bet of $21.00 returned to Hero

River: ($174) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $174.00 ($3 Rake)

SB had 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Eights and Sevens) and WON (+$86.00)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$85.00)



find this guy like 8 hours later and play this hand vs him .utg was huuuuuuge nit like 8/1 which is why i didn't reraise, plus i wanted to keep fishy mcfish in the pot.

slowrolled too, obv


Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $70.70
BB: $98.00
UTG: $100.00
Hero (BTN): $99.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $4.00</font>, Hero calls $4.00, SB calls $3.50, BB folds

Flop: ($13) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T (3 Players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($13) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $8.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $16.00</font>, UTG folds, Hero calls $8.00

River: ($45) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $8.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $79.50</font>, SB calls all-in for $42.70
Uncalled bet of $28.80 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $146.40 ($2 Rake)

SB had 8 8 (four of a kind, Eights) and WON (+$73.70)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and LOST (-$70.70)


gets me right to -7 bi for the day.

done until august (luckily that's soon!)

[holdme]

wut it doooooo

[pdoran10]

lol @ villain with quad 8s betting $8 into a $45 pot on the river in hand #2.

[Lordy]

Bleh...

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $219.15
Hero (BB): $260.00
UTG: $210.00
CO: $366.50
BTN: $190.51

Preflop: Hero is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $8.00</font>, 3 folds, Hero calls $6.00

Flop: ($17) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $16.00</font>, Hero calls $16.00

Turn: ($49) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $33.00</font>, UTG calls $33.00

River: ($115) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $40.00</font>, Hero calls $40.00

Pot Size: $195.00 ($2 Rake)

UTG had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Tens) and WON (+$96.00)
Hero had 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pairs, Tens and Nines) and LOST (-$97.00)

I never believe anyone on low rainbow boards and it costs me loads of $$. Time to fix this.

[mason55]

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lol @ villain with quad 8s betting $8 into a $45 pot on the river in hand #2.

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i love doing that though with sets. betting 66 with a set of sixes or whatever.

[cbloom]

-$2k at high stakes today. It's so brutal playing against a LAG when they're running hot [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I dunno if I can handle the variance, I'm doing well, but it's like +3k one day, -$2k the next, and I'm not used to swings like that. I might take a break and just grind some 200 for a while. I wish I could roll up the hand counts like snowbank [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[FGators]

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LOL

I just won a sick prop bet saying that ajmargarine would lock the cheese thread and start his own

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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You're welcome.

In other news, let's keep this thread fgators-free as long as possible.

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Hi!

[futuredoc85]

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Please don't clutter the forum by starting crappy threads. The open forum is mostly for hand threads and a few theory posts here and there. Fill this thread with only poker related content. Things you'd like to share or ask about, but probably aren't worthy of their own thread.

For example, stuff like this:

--Full Tilt is a ROCK GARDEN!!!1!!
--What's a good winrate?
--Wow, how do you guys play more than 3 tables at once?
--graphs/stats
--busto/robusto/rostucko
--silly, odd, peculiar hands
--does anyone still play at UB?
--here's my stats over 300 hands, move up?
--best players at NL200 Party?
--non-strat questions that aren't worthy of their own thread
--various other poker junk/crap/misc.

Also, NO FLAMING PLEASE. And please don't circumvent the profanity filters by creative means. And don't break the cheese thread by posting oversized images!

Enjoy!

Please note we have another cheese-type thread for non-poker related OT content called SSNL [Life].

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will ship you $10 on stars if you add "Im suing online poker cause its rigged" to the list.

[spyderracing]

I need to get in touch with Fgators lawyer to see what he can do about FT for me. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[SirFelixCat]

:waves: *trying this again...*

Hi SSNL...I'm a Gemini, I like chinese food....


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You need to wait til the month starts before you make this stuff. 2 more hours. Sigh.


ps [censored] europe

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eta Thac's quote. Spot On, sir. Spot on!