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Old 11-29-2007, 10:37 AM
HarryPotter HarryPotter is offline
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Default Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head

First thing you do is hug her.
Then read her some poetry.
Then compliment her.
Then kiss her on the cheek.
She'll ask you if you're over 18.
Then kiss her on the lips.
Put on some soft rock.
French kiss her.
Do some necking.
Go into the other room.
Click on the kitchen.
Grab the steaks.
Grab the wine.
Wait for the steaks on the grill.
Compliment her.
Talk to her.
Eat the steaks.
Drink the wine.
Go back in.
Go on the couch.
Kiss her.
Drink some wine.
Touch her hair.
French her.
Massage her back.
Drink some wine.
Go into another room.

Worked on a girl named Ariane. She was hot.
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Old 11-26-2007, 05:18 PM
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Receiving head usually leads to eating pussy.

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Old 11-27-2007, 04:13 PM
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Default Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head

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Eating the pussy usually leads to receiving head.

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Never, repeat, never, push on the back of a woman's head. This is insta-fail. Imagine from her perspective, "Hey, cool, this guy is shoving my head down onto his dick! I've been wanting to sucky-sucky all night and have been waiting for just such a subtle Green Light as a push to the back of my head!"
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Old 11-26-2007, 04:40 PM
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My last failure included slow steady pressure to the back of the head during make-out on a couch, followed by straight up asking for it, followed by an even more pathetic "pleeeease."

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Keep this up and you might just want to work on your own flexibility instead.
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Old 11-26-2007, 04:56 PM
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Default Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head

1. e4
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Old 11-26-2007, 05:05 PM
ROADHEAD ROADHEAD is offline
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For me this past weekend, I was hooking up with a girl and feeling on her titties and then she told me shes has really nice [censored]. I asked her to show me and she did and started doin my thang with them. After that I said I have a really nice penis and asked her if she wanted to see it, after pulling it out I said he's lonely why don't u give him a kiss, and the rest is history.
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Old 11-26-2007, 05:11 PM
React1oN React1oN is offline
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For me this past weekend, I was hooking up with a girl and feeling on her titties and then she told me shes has really nice [censored]. I asked her to show me and she did and started doin my thang with them. After that I said I have a really nice penis and asked her if she wanted to see it, after pulling it out I said he's lonely why don't u give him a kiss, and the rest is history.

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Old 11-26-2007, 05:07 PM
CallMeIshmael CallMeIshmael is offline
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1. e4

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sadly, this was my first thought as well
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Old 11-26-2007, 05:52 PM
renodoc renodoc is offline
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1. e4

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sadly, this was my first thought as well

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as well as mine, however I have found 1. d4 to be more successful
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Old 11-26-2007, 05:54 PM
mbillie1 mbillie1 is offline
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geez

"moves"? find a girl. have her blow you. if she won't, find a new girl, since that one is obv broken. have her blow you. etc.
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