Ask My Girlfriend

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SIIYA?

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Me: Working on it. The trick is to get them to beg for it.

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i was asking her jerk

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How do you feel about this thread?

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GF: "I laughed so hard I think I got chlamydia."

Me: I kind of like the 'Ask Me About' threads personally.

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Is she a gapper or a snapper?

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Me: Neither of us have any idea what that means. But she doesn't have gap teeth.

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Is she a gapper or a snapper?

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Me: Neither of us have any idea what that means. But she doesn't have gap teeth.

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Think anal sex

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what would you say if i told you i'd actually take you out to dinner and sex you right instead of making you answer dumb questions on teh internets?

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Is she a gapper or a snapper?

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Me: Neither of us have any idea what that means. But she doesn't have gap teeth.

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omg check her vag noob.

gapper = loosey goosey

snapper = tighty tightness

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i was asking her jerk

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what would you say if i told you i'd actually take you out to dinner and sex you right instead of making you answer dumb questions on teh internets?

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Me: We've actually already done both by now. What have you accomplished for the day?

GF: "What kind of dinner do you have in mind?"

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Ask her how big your dick is. No "big enough" [censored] either. I want a measurement in inches.