A Terrible "Would You Rather"

[The Dude]

To be honest, I'm amazed that there are a significant number of people picking the goat. Seriously, guys. While gay sex isn't my thing, it's also doesn't involve barnyard animals!

In order to pitch to a goat, you must be erect. How many of you think it's likely you can keep it erect long enough to nail a goat, and would prefer that to catching a dude, which you can walk away from not having to hate yourself for.

[4erdrugmoney]

and imagine the utter shame of knowing you laid ur seed in a goat, for the rest of ur life

[The B]

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While barnyard animals isn't my thing, it's also doesn't involve gay sex!


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[Wheelzie]

i could deal moreso with the emotional pain of the goat more that the emotional/physical pain from the guy

[MortalWombat]

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To be honest, I'm amazed that there are a significant number of people picking the goat. Seriously, guys. While gay sex isn't my thing, it's also doesn't involve barnyard animals!

In order to pitch to a goat, you must be erect. How many of you think it's likely you can keep it erect long enough to nail a goat, and would prefer that to catching a dude, which you can walk away from not having to hate yourself for.

[/ QUOTE ]It sounds to me like someone is trying to rationalize away some poor choices made one drunken evening...

[Wheelzie]

also you could kill the goat afterwards and eat it

[4erdrugmoney]

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also you could kill the goat afterwards and eat it

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and share it w/ ur sister, if ur ILoveMrSlope

[Wheelzie]

I am not ILoveMrSlope and I do not have a sister...and even if i did that bitch isnt getting [censored] from me!

[slothinator]

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also you could kill the goat afterwards and eat it

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Well you could do that in both situations. See, there was this guy in Germany who put this ad in the paper...

[tarheeljks]

you could just pop a little bit of viagra.