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#11
08-17-2007, 12:36 PM
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Re: Need advice on how to scratch my butt when I \'can\'t\'
thankfully the social stigma against this appears to not be in effect at the poker-table. So at least that's one public place where it's okay to scratch away.
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#12
08-17-2007, 01:20 PM
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Re: Need advice on how to scratch my butt when I \'can\'t\'
I hate when this happens. I just kind of keep saying to myself in my head "Ignore the pain, ignore the pain, ignore the pain" until I can get to a bathroom. These itches you're talking about I don't think can be fully cured by an over-the-pants scratch. I need a full on toilet paper wipe directly to the crack area to do the job. It feels soooo good though when you finally can do that.
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#13
08-17-2007, 01:22 PM
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Re: Need advice on how to scratch my butt when I \'can\'t\'
Do you mean the general ass including cheeks or the actual butthole?
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08-17-2007, 02:00 PM
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Re: Need advice on how to scratch my butt when I \'can\'t\'
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Hire an Asian masseuse. Have her take care of it. You're a busy guy. [/ QUOTE ]
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#16
08-17-2007, 03:05 PM
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Re: Need advice on how to scratch my butt when I \'can\'t\'
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Do you mean the general ass including cheeks or the actual butthole? [/ QUOTE ] Actually, I had the cheeks in mind when I made this post because that's where I usually get an itch. I don't get butthole itches. And if I DID get butthole itches I wouldn't post about it. Who the heck gets butthole itches? Unless they don't wipe good. If they don't wipe good they deserve butthole itches and I've got no sympathy for them. Except for that one time when I was at a rest-stop bathroom and there was only this one tiny scrap of paper........
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#17
08-17-2007, 03:06 PM
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Re: Need advice on how to scratch my butt when I \'can\'t\'
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Faults I have aplenty but I've got one of the cleanest butts in the world. [/ QUOTE ] pics?
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#18
08-17-2007, 03:08 PM
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Re: Need advice on how to scratch my butt when I \'can\'t\'
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[ QUOTE ] Hire an Asian masseuse. Have her take care of it. You're a busy guy. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] I was just thinking it was time for another massage anyway. But I'm a bit short on the dinero. Maybe next week. There was one of them years back who would actually, uh, er.... Maybe I'd better not say.
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08-17-2007, 03:10 PM
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Re: Need advice on how to scratch my butt when I \'can\'t\'
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[ QUOTE ] Faults I have aplenty but I've got one of the cleanest butts in the world. [/ QUOTE ] pics? [/ QUOTE ] Oh, would I EVER love to post a pic of my butt on here......
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