Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job - Page 2

HBomb · #11 06-28-2007, 11:13 AM

Update: Within an hour of posting this, she let me take a pic of her on my camera phone as she leaned slightly up against one of the cubicles 5 feet from me, the pic isn't the greatest of quality but I wanted to nail her now.

El_Hombre_Grande · #12 06-28-2007, 11:19 AM

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This is so easy

1) ask a coworker to take a pic of you and your boss so you have something to remember her by after she leaves
2) she will think it's super sweet and you will get a nice photo or two
3) post pics, ldo

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Perfection. Some are just smarter than others.

Now that you have been provided with a foolproof plan, don't mess it up, OP. Make sure your buddy gets wide enough to get the whole pic.

And "push the envelope" once you have one pic. It will work.

Now go.

aramfingal · #13 06-28-2007, 11:19 AM

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but I wanted to nail her now.

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you should. i know that's the only way i ever got a good reference.

HBomb · #14 06-28-2007, 11:20 AM

I even told her I like playing poker and go down to AC sometimes (since she lives outside of Philly) and told me that she likes to play Blackjack (not my favorite) and her husband likes to play craps. Maybe I'll take her down there sometime when her husband is traveling for his job or doing training and get her all liquored up.

Vavavoom · #15 06-28-2007, 11:22 AM

Take the picture Godammnit !

HBomb · #16 06-28-2007, 11:23 AM

I'm not sure how to send a pic to my email from my phone, can someone tell me how to do so on a Samsung using Verizon wireless or will someone PM me their cell # with the only intention of getting a pic to post?

HBomb · #17 06-28-2007, 11:25 AM

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Take the picture Godammnit !

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lol, shouldn't you be providing me with some more nudy pics of photobucket accounts? I thought you did that stuff like it was your job. I really enjoyed checking out the ones u found. Many of them are really NSFW lol.

Mingdu · #18 06-28-2007, 11:25 AM

this thread has potential

Raxor101 · #19 06-28-2007, 11:26 AM

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I even told her I like playing poker and go down to AC sometimes (since she lives outside of Philly) and told me that she likes to play Blackjack (not my favorite) and her husband likes to play craps. Maybe I'll take her down there sometime when her husband is traveling for his job or doing training and get her all liquored up.

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Play husband HU craps for wife (and rolls ldo).

HBomb · #20 06-28-2007, 11:33 AM

Ok, here's her pic. The only thing noticeably negative about her is the bags under her eyes when she smiles or w/e... forget that, if she's in bed with me, I'll spew it over her eyes for all I care. Give her credit tho, for a 45ish year old mom, she's in really good shape.