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Old 06-02-2006, 06:30 PM
shant shant is offline
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Triforce tattoo, that is Fin hot.
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Old 06-02-2006, 06:36 PM
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If you wanna get in her good books, tell her she's hotter than Rubiana Soulsinger and you are gonna please her with your Rod Of Ruin later.
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Old 06-02-2006, 06:44 PM
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when's date number 2???

i, as in BBV, would like to be updated even though i have no interests in any said things that make her nerdy

but she better be hot
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Old 06-02-2006, 06:47 PM
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Is she taller then you too?

If she is in fact a woman, you win.
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Old 06-02-2006, 06:51 PM
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If she knows the words to the legend of zelda song she is a keeper.
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Old 06-02-2006, 07:06 PM
Zach Belden Zach Belden is offline
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If you wanna get in her good books, tell her she's hotter than Rubiana Soulsinger and you are gonna please her with your Rod Of Ruin later.

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awesome
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Old 06-02-2006, 07:07 PM
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which mana symbol does she shave into her pubic area?

If you are a green mage, and she is of the black mana symbol... i'd be a bit frightened.

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nh sir
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Old 06-02-2006, 07:34 PM
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Its a bad beat... but only in 10-15 years time when you have a midlife crisis she will screw some greasy kebab shop owner and then divorce you and take your house and your children.
You will drink to drown your sorrows and jump off a bridge to commit suicide. But you will survive only to live 50 years in a wheelchair as a vegetable who drools all the time. Sorry. But bad beats are for life.
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Old 06-02-2006, 07:35 PM
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Its a bad beat... but only in 10-15 years time when you have a midlife crisis she will screw some greasy kebab shop owner

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This forum gets better EVERY DAY
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Old 06-02-2006, 08:24 PM
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Email her the following photo and tell her I said what's up.

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