I need a laptop that can take a beating...

[lastchance]

Thinkpads would be a good idea, IMHO.

[xxThe_Lebowskixx]

why dont you just stop treating it like a baseball glove?

[Perplexity]

It's really not reasonable to write this:

"I want something really tough / durable / sturdy / great warranty but don't want a Panasonic Toughbook."

[NU Star]

I break my laptop in some manner every couple months. I have a 4 year insurance plan from dell. Whenever I break it they are there in a day or two with new parts.