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Old 11-13-2006, 05:18 PM
danzasmack danzasmack is offline
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Default Re: Brag: Went to Walgreens and bought my girl tampons

One time I went on this long backpacking trip and on the list of things to bring it said "tampons", basically in case you were a chick and needed them.

So before you go they inspect your pack to make it as empty as possible and some dude pulls out a ziploc bag full of tampons.
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Old 11-13-2006, 05:30 PM
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Default Re: Brag: Went to Walgreens and bought my girl tampons

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Beat: YOU AINT GETTIN ANY FOR A FEW DAYS!!!!

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Brag: Shower Sex is kinky

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who needs a shower? towels FTW.

Beat: Getting married to her in June = no more hunting.
Variance: I don't get it that often?
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Old 11-13-2006, 05:33 PM
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Default Re: Brag: Went to Walgreens and bought my girl tampons

lol @ people saying no sex during girls period. obv you have
a) never had sex
b) never been exclusive with one girl long enough

Girls are very horny when they are on their period, and most girls dont mind [censored] you when theyre on their period of they are comfortable with you. Also, its not a bloody mess like most think, heh
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Old 11-13-2006, 05:34 PM
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Default Re: Brag: Went to Walgreens and bought my girl tampons

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im assuming this is a brag because now you know she isnt pregnant

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Yes, and the same reason for the "ten seconds of elation".
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Old 11-13-2006, 05:36 PM
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Default Re: Brag: Went to Walgreens and bought my girl tampons

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lol @ people saying no sex during girls period. obv you have
a) never had sex
b) never been exclusive with one girl long enough

Girls are very horny when they are on their period, and most girls dont mind [censored] you when theyre on their period of they are comfortable with you. Also, its not a bloody mess like most think, heh

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Depends what you consider "bloody", unless your like some type of vampire worshipper who loves bloody sex.
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Old 11-13-2006, 06:01 PM
xdeucesx xdeucesx is offline
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Default Re: Brag: Went to Walgreens and bought my girl tampons

If you can walk in mud, you can [censored] in blood.
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Old 11-13-2006, 06:05 PM
NSchandler NSchandler is offline
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Default Re: Brag: Went to Walgreens and bought my girl tampons

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lol @ people saying no sex during girls period. obv you have
a) never had sex
b) never been exclusive with one girl long enough

Girls are very horny when they are on their period, and most girls dont mind [censored] you when theyre on their period of they are comfortable with you. Also, its not a bloody mess like most think, heh

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QFT.

I think everybody here who's never had sex with a girl on her period is drastically overestimating the amount of blood involved.
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Old 11-13-2006, 06:05 PM
ElDuque ElDuque is offline
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Default Re: Brag: Went to Walgreens and bought my girl tampons

Mad respekt to Mover for having balls enough to do this. Def will pay dividends with the gurl...

WRT period sex: def dirty and def worth it.
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Old 11-13-2006, 06:29 PM
HeroInBlack HeroInBlack is offline
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Default Re: Brag: Went to Walgreens and bought my girl tampons

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its not a bloody mess like most think

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This totally, totally, totally depends on the girl. Some are practically not bloody at all, and some are like a beheading. You've been luckier than some others in this category, apparently.
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Old 11-13-2006, 07:26 PM
Cumulonimbus Cumulonimbus is offline
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Default Re: Brag: Went to Walgreens and bought my girl tampons

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Beat: YOU AINT GETTIN ANY FOR A FEW DAYS!!!!

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NOOB



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lololol
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