![]() |
#11
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
preflop: I have 2 cards, I raises.
flop: I have 2 cards, I raises. turn: I have 2 cards, I raises. river: I have 2 cards, I raises. ![]() |
#12
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
Preflop: I am so sneaky. He 3bet, he obs has 2 big cards, when my 2 small cards hit I'll surely get paid off!!!
Flop: Well, he obviously doesnt have big cards, look at all the big cards that just hit! With my 4-bet preflop, he's got to show me some respect, I'll just 3-bet him here and on the turn...that fish has GOT to fold AMIRITE?! Turn: PERFECT CARD FOR ME FTW!!!! I REP THE JACK, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW, HE'S SO FOLDING A NON-CLUB RIVER, AMIRITE?! RIVER: NICE I MADE A PAIR! WELL, lets see....his club didn't hit, so he's got to fold to a 3-bet, AMIRITE??? [censored] 4-BET!?!??!?! i have a pair *shrugs and proceeds to go to the bathroom, wiping his ass with several BB's in the process* ship teh monies to ericdrawback on FT :-D |
#13
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
"IT'S LIMIT SO I DONT GIVE A [censored]"
|
#14
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
Omg i flopped AK47, gogogo!
|
#15
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
so far ivan and pokerchap imo... pokerchap made me laugh, vn!
|
#16
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
5/10 Limit Holdem Partttttttttttty Pokah
2 players Converted at weaktight.com Stacks: Hero (<font color="#0000cc">$550.24</font>) SB (<font color="#0000cc">$152.50</font>) Pre-hand: <font color="blue">The name of this website is so misleading. I have yet to be invited to a single party. Maybe if I spice up the action a bit I'll get noticed more.</font> Pre-flop: (1.4 SB, 2 players) Hero is BTN Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 4-bets</font>, Hero calls <font color="blue">OK, I have really good implied odds here. I kno that he has high cards, so all I have to do is flop a draw with my suited two-gapper here and CAP THIS BITCH! ez game.</font> Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.0 SB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls <font color="blue"> Haha, he called! Calling is a sign of weakness, if I understand anything in SuperSystem. Let's not forget, I have outs to runner-runner broadway and a backdoor flush draw. My fold equity is huge too, considering that the bet sizing will DOUBLE in the next round of betting. Why did God make limit so easy for me?</font> Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.0 BB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="blue">This [censored] just hit a gutshot, no doubt. Just put all in, I can lose two buyins, HYACHYACHAYCHACYA</font> <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, <font color="blue">[censored] IT, [censored] THIS GAME. [censored] MY LIFE! I still have 4 outs, I can't fold now with these pot odds. Wait, can I? I don't know! Why did I try to bluff this hand? I'm such a [censored] idiot! I hate myself.</font> <font color="#cc0000">SB calls</font> <font color="blue">By Electrical Jesus, I am one to finish what I start. Besides, he must know that I'm bluffing by now. If I know that he knows that I'm bluffing...but what if he knows that? [censored] it, I call. Limit is so complicated, I should have stuck with the cadillac of poker.</font> River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (15.0 BB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls <font color="blue">Note: At this point, villain is not thinking. Instead, he is angrily clicking the raise button because he thinks his ego will be tarnished if he folds</font> Final Pot: 23.0 BB Hero shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] SB shows: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Hero wins 22.9 BB ( won +11.4 BB ) SB lost 11.5 BB [/ QUOTE ] <font color="blue">Obv. So [censored] obv. This dumbass called me PF with QJ! What [censored]. I really need to stop bluffing.</font> |
#17
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
lol min bet poker
|
#18
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
[ QUOTE ]
Example: Villain: 47 = nuts Flop: No Wai he has Ace. etc. Gogogogoogogoog. You have until I come back from dinner tonight. I'm only shipping on Stars. 5/10 Limit Holdem Partttttttttttty Pokah 2 players Converted at weaktight.com Stacks: Hero (<font color="#0000cc">$550.24</font>) SB (<font color="#0000cc">$152.50</font>) Pre-flop: (1.4 SB, 2 players) Hero is BTN Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 4-bets</font>, Hero calls Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.0 SB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.0 BB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (15.0 BB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls Final Pot: 23.0 BB Hero shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] SB shows: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Hero wins 22.9 BB ( won +11.4 BB ) SB lost 11.5 BB [/ QUOTE ] ![]() |
#19
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
[ QUOTE ]
Flop: No Wai he has Ace. [/ QUOTE ] ![]() |
#20
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
[ QUOTE ]
lol min bet poker [/ QUOTE ] |
![]() |
|
|