Blood Diamond: Why not just swallow them?

[mosdef]

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Wouldn't it be obvious to the the guys guarding you with machine guys when they see you reach around and cram something up your ass?

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If you acted gay enough, they wouldn't be certain what it was you were cramming up you ass. Flaming FTW.

[Klompy]

42it,

You just have to go take a [censored] and instead of wiping you jam the rock up your butt. Although I've never tried I can't imagine that it would take more then a couple of seconds if you weren't very worried about how much it's going to hurt.

[bwana devil]

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Why swallow them when you can stick them up via the other end?

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Sadly this is exactly what I was going to post. I don't trust my body to make it go the entire way without hurting. A diamond would be one of the few things in life I'd be will to let enter my exit only tube.

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Wouldn't it be obvious to the the guys guarding you with machine guys when they see you reach around and cram something up your ass?

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probably in a movie i saw as a kid, the prisoners had to do the bend over, spread em and cough move at the end of every day to make sure they were clean too. im fuzzy on where i actually saw it but it was probably a movie. there may be some truth to it, dunno.

[React1oN]

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cuz you'd die LOL

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