Tex-Ass Hole'em (nsfw)

[furyshade]

I'd maximize EV and exploit her weaknesses

[shaundeeb]

The dialogs for this have to be hilarious

[Hrkac]

"hit the backdoor flush"

[Phenomenon]

I got one!

I have the NUTS!

/self ban plz.

[CaseS87]

I raise... MY PENIS!

[Gib]

lol bonkaments!

[Spechel EDD]

oh baby gimme that royal YESSSSSS YESSSSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OHMY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[UCLAseetoK]

This reminds of that stupid sexually implicit UB commercial with Antonio Esfandiari in it with two bimbos

"I'm all in", "This is the ultimate LAYdown", "This is an OFFsuit" ,etc

[delta k]

MrFeelNothin presented this to our housemate (Mvcode3) for his birthday last year. We started it...some chick and some guy are playing and i swear it must be rigged because one has 2pr and one has a set and the guy is like i'm all in and the girl is like i'm all in and then the guy says if i win i get to do whatever i want to you and the girl says ok and BAM guy wins and he fukcs her azz like whoa. I assume the rest is more of the same. maybe some STT digresses into a giant orgy or something, we didn't get that far

[CaseS87]

OH OH OH IM ABOUT TO GO BUSTOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Then he goes on BBV and posts graffs lawl.