POST SOME FUNNY CALLS YOU HAVE MADE!!

[raptor517]

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oh wait.... i shortstack the 25/50

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life is grand.

stats since i started:



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all i can say is lol. holla

[stinkypete]

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lol, like im gonna fold there to a short stacker. holla

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i know. that's why its such eezee monies.

[PerDoom]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (6 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

SB ($585)
BB ($608.40)
UTG ($1376.40)
MP ($1121.50)
Hero ($600)
Button ($884.25)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $24</font>, Button calls $24, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>.

Flop: ($57) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $54</font>, Button calls $54.

Turn: ($165) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $120</font>, Button calls $120.

River: ($405) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $300</font>, Hero calls $300.

Final Pot: $1005

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Kd Ah (one pair, fours).
Button has 9d Td (one pair, fours).
Outcome: Hero wins $1005. </font>

[raptor517]

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lol, like im gonna fold there to a short stacker. holla

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i know. that's why its such eezee monies.

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im up 16k in 100 hands today. it took u 10x as long. u must suck. holla

[theBruiser500]

"POST SOME FUNNY CALLS YOU HAVE MADE!!"

raptor, the call i made to your mom last night was pretty funny

[pon]

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lol, like im gonna fold there to a short stacker. holla

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i know. that's why its such eezee monies.

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im up 16k in 100 hands today. it took u twice as long. u must suck. holla

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hmm 100 hands x 2 = 1100? :S

[raptor517]

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"POST SOME FUNNY CALLS YOU HAVE MADE!!"

raptor, the call i made to your mom last night was pretty funny

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she said some weird nerdy guy tried to sarge her. i didnt know it was you. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] holla

[Gildwulf]

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"POST SOME FUNNY CALLS YOU HAVE MADE!!"

raptor, the call i made to your mom last night was pretty funny

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Bruiser: "Hi, is this Raptor's mom?"

Raptor's mom: "yes, who may I ask is speaking?"

Bruiser: "I am calling from the refrigeration department of Homeland Security"

Raptor's mom: "oh dear, what seems to be the problem"

Bruiser: "We are doing a routine security check, could you take a look to see if your refrigerator is running?"

Raptor's mom: "sure, just a sec"

Bruiser (puts hand over phone) "OMG GUYS SHE IS GOING TO GO CHECK LLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Raptor's mom: "looks like my refrigerator is running, what can I do to fix it?"

Bruiser: "YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT ,LKLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OLOLOLOLOLOL"

-hangs up phone-

[raptor517]

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lol, like im gonna fold there to a short stacker. holla

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i know. that's why its such eezee monies.

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im up 16k in 100 hands today. it took u twice as long. u must suck. holla

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hmm 100 hands x 2 = 1100? :S

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or like 10 or 11x. whatever i dont count well. holla

[tongni]

Absolute Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $150/$300
5 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is SB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button caps</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (9SB, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5.5BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (7.5BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 9.5BB
<font color="#ffffff">Button Shows Qd Ac</font>