Mom said she wants me to join the army so I get blown up by an IED

[The Mayo]

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reading too much into it

she probably just wants you to get a [censored] haircut already

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This is very, very funny.

[JokersAttack]

[React1oN]

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reading too much into it

she probably just wants you to get a [censored] haircut already

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This is very, very funny.

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[I_AM_EVIL]

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ABABKJABDKABALALLA

this is prob the last sound a lot of soldiers hear in iraq

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It's prob the last name of the guy that shot the soldier.

[rhymenocerus]

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It's prob the last name of the guy that shot the soldier.

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what? level?
i hate you

[ImNotTheDrizzle]

and if u want to block me go ahead its ur loss your talking to a [censored] genius here and its ur choice if u use it to your benefit or not and if ur choice is not ur a [censored] tool

[cwes]

You lack basic conversation skills; this is how you could have done it:

Your Mom: "Son, I suggest you join the army."
You: "Your Mom joins the army!"

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btw, I suggest u don't join the army. Being blown up or shot and the ensuing lifelong deadness definitely sucks.

[mbillie1]

compromise, join teh coast guard and shoot mexicans ftw

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compromise, join teh coast guard and shoot mexicans ftw

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This sounds... well at least pretty risk free. How much do they pay? I'll need a new job in like 3-5 years...