Unicorn VS Dolphin

[4_2_it]

I thought it was common knowledge that the dolphins were responsible for causing the extinction of the unicorns about 12,000 years ago. This question was even on the last episode Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader. Of course, the kid got it right while the fast food worker looked like a fool.

[Quanah Parker]

By far, the scariest dolphin and unicorn I have ever seen pictured together.

I assume this match with take place in Louisiana or South Carolina, and I can look forward to some cockfighting on the undercard.
Has Junoir Hicks trained either one of the creatures fighting? Cause if he has, I know everyone of Junior's animals is a real scraper.

I'm sure this isn't the first fight for the unicorn/dolphin. How have they fared in their previous fights vs. pitbulls?

I could use some more info, but I'll be there on Saturday night, out at the barn by Flossie's old place.

[ScottieK]

Mecha-Dolphin beats Unicorn.
Unicorn beats regular dolphin.

ScottieK

[bosoxfan]

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Unicorn and dolphin fall to their deaths ftt.


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Unicorns can't fly?

[StevieG]

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I assume this match with take place in Louisiana or South Carolina, and I can look forward to seeing what they taste like

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mmm...mythical mixed grill

[JuntMonkey]

Okay - so let's say this takes place in a completely neutral, zero-Gish environment as pictured, but the dolphin doesn't have those ridiculous weapons.

I might then have to lean dolphin, because it just seems like he could wham the [censored] out of the unicorn with his tail while they're floating.

Unless the rainbow in the background can be used as a walkway?

[chicken10der]

Unicorns do not fly. What you are thinking of is some kind of horned-pegasus, which is a concept so ridiculous that it makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle.

[magicratx]

unicorn would poisin tip the end of its horn thingy and stab dolphin repeatedly

[skunkworks]

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Unicorns do not fly. What you are thinking of is some kind of horned-pegasus, which is a concept so ridiculous that it makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle.

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NICE

Are we to believe this is some sort of magical xylophone?

[JuntMonkey]

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unicorn would poisin tip the end of its horn thingy and stab dolphin repeatedly

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If unicorn could poison its tip, dolphin could use those weapons and I think could avoid being stabbed in the neutral environment pictured. You have to distinguish between naked fighting and no-holds barred. Batman loses to Superman if they fight naked (he comes closer than you would think though), but Batman probably finds a way to win if all bets are off.

In any event, even with a poison-tipped horn - my concern is that I can't see the unicorn getting enough leverage to charge, unless that rainbow is solid.