B&M Pet Peeves - Page 2

LionelHutz00 · #11 03-07-2006, 02:01 PM

Players who refuse to play when the game gets less-than-seven-handed.

hfrog355 · #12 03-07-2006, 02:15 PM

When vaiance kicks you in the balls and you bust the only buy in you brought at the loosest table ever.

(Yeah, I know I should bring a couple of buy ins, but sometimes I'm a little short...damn college bankrolls)

northkent · #13 03-07-2006, 02:23 PM

Here's a couple of mine....

Unfortunately, my local B&M allows smoking and most people will take care to keep the smoke away from you. Some just blow it right in your face. BAN SMOKING PLEASE!!!. If I go home smelling like an ashtray, how am I supposed to go home and tell my wife I've been working all day when I really took a day off to play poker? ;-)

My favorite is when the biggest fish at the table chastises you for taking down a pot after you make your hand with 18 outs after the flop and 6 people in a raised pot.

northkent · #14 03-07-2006, 02:26 PM

Man, I hear you on that one. I have a deal with my wife that I never bring my ATM card to a casino. I have a separate stash of money for poker and one time I left most of it at home (1.5 hrs away). I get into the juiciest game I can remember and I've only got enough for half of my normal buy-in.

BUSTO!!!

miajag · #15 03-07-2006, 02:30 PM

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Definitely my biggest one. Two idiots staring each other down after bet/call on the river for like 30 seconds before one finally turns his cards over. OMG I will strangle you both.

Riverman · #16 03-07-2006, 02:41 PM

People who chase fish.

Percula · #17 03-07-2006, 02:53 PM

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People who chase fish.

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You must hate me then, as I will follow a fish and table change to be at their table 100% of the time. I will try to take position on them and force play with them whenever possible.

bav · #18 03-07-2006, 03:04 PM

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People who chase fish.

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You must hate me then, as I will follow a fish and table change to be at their table 100% of the time. I will try to take position on them and force play with them whenever possible.

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Now I gotta tell the story. Mirage NL1/2 one weekend night and a woman sucks out on the fellow sitting next to me, taking his $200. Steam is coming out of his ears as he rebuys and he proceeds to tell me how he's gonna get her back and clean her out. Only this woman is a table-hopper. She never stays at one table more than about 30 minutes. She gets a table change, and immediate gets her name on the list for the next table change. So in 15 minutes she's up and moves on. This guy proceeds to follow her around the Mirage room for the next 2 hours. Hilarious. She gets up and moves. 15 minutes later he gets his table change and follows her. She moves 15 minutes later. He table hops right behind her.

Always wondered what she thought of all that. Being poker stalked could get annoying.

mike4 · #19 03-07-2006, 03:08 PM

1.) I hate the people who always ask "Who raised?" Just f'in look or pay attention to the game you moron. Then, no matter what position they are in or how tight the raiser is, they will call. Then continue their role as the calling station for the rest of the hand and be surprised when the raiser rolls over AA.

2.) People who need to be constantly reminded by the deal that it is there action (even when they are not passed out).

3.) People who sleep at the table. I think that if you fall asleep at the table, you likely have a problem. But the floor should come over and smack you in the face. This is not your bed Mr. Degenerate Gambler.

4.) Sunglasses at a 1/2 nl game.

h20man65 · #20 03-07-2006, 03:40 PM

I agree with all of these....
plus one.
Would the coughing/sneezing MF's learn how to cover their GD mouths!
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This goes for the dealers as well. The box is not a tissue and please dont use your hand their are touching my cards and chips.
Again thanks for your support.