Make $100: Find Me a Laptop, BBV

[FoxwoodsFiend]

I need a laptop that can attach to my two monitors. One of my monitors is the Dell 30" 3007WFP which needs a dual-link DVI-D graphics card that supports 2560 x 1600 resolution. I plan on using this laptop as my primary poker playing laptop, but I also want to be able to detach it from my two monitors so I can travel with it.

So here is what I need people:
a laptop that
a) can be hooked up to my two monitors (is this possible? can a laptop work w/my 30" monitor?)
b) has a big and high-res screen for playing while traveling
c) is really fast so my computer doesn't freeze up from PT and Pokerace (which my current one does. it's superfrustrating so the faster the better)
d) has a lot of memory.

First person to post in this thread with a link to such a computer AND an explanation of what I need to do to get the dual-monitor setup AND a link to a graphics card that would work gets $100 USD transferred to his/her (probably his) FTP, UB, or Stars account.

Gogogo!