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Old 01-01-2007, 01:05 PM
Mr. T Mr. T is offline
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Default Re: BRAG: I GOT USED BY A FATTY LAST NIGHT

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Mr. T,
I left that tubby lard, now i'm goin out to breakfast...
peace

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Did you at least ask her where to go? She probably knows all the best breakfast spots.
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Old 01-01-2007, 01:19 PM
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oh snap, 215 is pretty big yo. Wtv, its not like her hands are fat though.
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Old 01-01-2007, 01:35 PM
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Have her cook you up some bacon, I bet she keeps it in her purse.

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heh
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Old 01-01-2007, 01:47 PM
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did you at least give here twinkie tip?
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Old 01-01-2007, 01:53 PM
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BRAG: At least you got your Moby wet.

BEAT: When you go hogging you should always bring a friend who agrees to supervise things, (I.E. a semi-designated sober person) to keep you from taking home a fatty.


VARIANCE: In some Tubby Forum right now that tub of lard is bragging about doing some guy 30 pounds lighter than she was.
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Old 01-01-2007, 01:58 PM
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VARIANCE: In some Tubby Forum right now that tub of lard is bragging about doing some guy 30 pounds lighter than she was.

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Haha
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Old 01-01-2007, 02:31 PM
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Default Re: BRAG: I GOT USED BY A FATTY LAST NIGHT

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BRAG: At least you got your Moby wet.

BEAT: When you go hogging you should always bring a friend who agrees to supervise things, (I.E. a semi-designated sober person) to keep you from taking home a fatty.


VARIANCE: In some Tubby Forum right now that tub of lard is bragging about doing some guy 30 pounds lighter than she was.

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Old 01-01-2007, 02:39 PM
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The ACTUAL BEAT here is that i was dancing with these bitches all night and like the hot girl with the curly hair was all on me and [censored], but like for some reason i got mad at her and told her to get the [censored] off of me.

Then I called a cab and it never came [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] so i laid down with one of these two, and handjobaments followed...

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Old 01-01-2007, 02:47 PM
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH.
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Old 01-01-2007, 02:47 PM
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its cool, the camera adds 100 lbs or so
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