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Old 06-01-2006, 11:59 AM
XXXNoahXXX XXXNoahXXX is offline
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Default Re: if you could be invisible for one hour ...

I'm pretty sure its an even toss up between three things.

1)Assassination (not sure whom)

2)Theft of something to make me rich

3)I think nothing would be funnier than standing in front of someone and beating off and giving them a facial. Imagine someone sitting in the library reading a book with nobody around and suddenly they get hit in the face with a stream of cum. Hilarious.
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Old 06-01-2006, 12:04 PM
Don_Lapre Don_Lapre is offline
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Default Re: if you could be invisible for one hour ...

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I'm pretty sure its an even toss up between three things.

1)Assassination (not sure whom)

2)Theft of something to make me rich

3)I think nothing would be funnier than standing in front of someone and beating off and giving them a facial. Imagine someone sitting in the library reading a book with nobody around and suddenly they get hit in the face with a stream of cum. Hilarious.

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You're my new hero.
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Old 06-01-2006, 12:07 PM
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How about makin a porno....imagine a film in which a girl is getting [censored] but theres no penis or obstruction of a man in the way....

...it would give SIIHP a whole new angle...

...and you could get rich

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yeah but if I wanted to watch a colonoscopy I'd raid my grandmother's video cabinet.

I can't think of anything extremely useful so I think I'd just save it for a life or death situation.
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Old 06-01-2006, 12:15 PM
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Default Re: if you could be invisible for one hour ...

1. Steal $200,000

2. Go to Vegas with a non-invisible buddy

3. Have buddy sit in on the big game

4. Scoot around the table and look at all the pros' cards, then whisper them in my buddy's ear

5. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$4

Wait how long am I invisible for again? Do I have time to head to the Playboy Mansion?
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Old 06-01-2006, 12:37 PM
johnnycakes johnnycakes is offline
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Wait how long am I invisible for again? Do I have time to head to the Playboy Mansion?

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No, but you can buy some Playboy magazine issues!

What are you going to do at the mansion that you can't do with the magazine? Rape 'em????
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Old 06-01-2006, 12:46 PM
sunnypoker sunnypoker is offline
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Default Re: if you could be invisible for one hour ...

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1. Steal $200,000

2. Go to Vegas with a non-invisible buddy

3. Have buddy sit in on the big game

4. Scoot around the table and look at all the pros' cards, then whisper them in my buddy's ear

5. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$4

Wait how long am I invisible for again? Do I have time to head to the Playboy Mansion?

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only $200,000??? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] looks like your creativity with numbers isn't so great, i was thinking more like... $20,000,000

also, is it just me that it turns me on more to go to a college shower room rather than the playboy mansion ??
i think there's something wrong with myself too...
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Old 06-01-2006, 12:47 PM
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Default Re: if you could be invisible for one hour ...

Can I break up the hour into segments (i.e. use 15 min now and save 45 min for a later use) or do I have to use it all at once?
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Old 06-01-2006, 01:00 PM
SunnyDelight SunnyDelight is offline
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Default Re: if you could be invisible for one hour ...

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1. Steal $200,000

2. Go to Vegas with a non-invisible buddy

3. Have buddy sit in on the big game

4. Scoot around the table and look at all the pros' cards, then whisper them in my buddy's ear

5. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$4

Wait how long am I invisible for again? Do I have time to head to the Playboy Mansion?

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Here's a better idea

take your friend to vegas with your entire life savings

tell him to bet maxium bet on 0

you (while invisable) get in good position to make the ball look like its bouncing around and land in 0.

Or if you'd rather u can do the big thing u spin and make it land on $40 every time

Nice streak of luck then leave 20 million dollars richer
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Old 06-01-2006, 01:01 PM
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I'd have to do some previous research about large sums of cash laying around

Then I would hope to get away with it floating away

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i think it would be hard to get very far with any decent sum of cash. anyone who sees it floating away would probably try to grab it..

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If you saw money *floating* around, you'd seriously try to grab it? You wouldn't be scared out of your mind?

I think I would try to grab some super large denomination chips from a casino. With a little distraction you'd be able to grab a lot of money and start running before any security person could think "hey, grab that... invisible..."

If items were cloaked inside your closed fist, you could make insane amounts this way.
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Old 06-01-2006, 01:03 PM
MyTurn2Raise MyTurn2Raise is offline
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Default Re: if you could be invisible for one hour ...

career ending injury to Barry Bonds
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