What's the funniest 1-liner you've heard after a hand?

[Kilillan]

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haha I thought you had kings!

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[illuminati]

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Guy shows down J2, women to there left showns down Q2 to take down the pot (both cold called a raise preflop) and the guy goes

"What the hell were you doing in the pot with trash like that"

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Easily the worst

[unlucky4me]

I usually say if you have ever won any money at poker then I can swim up Niagra falls.

[DublinsHero]

Drunk 5-5 live game at TS -

2 guys are all in KQ vs AA

board K33 -

people counting the KQ's outs cause they are pro LDO

everyone says 2 kings or running queens

this guy blurts out loud " what about running 3s? "

and no... he wasn't joking

[domesme]

a few nights ago i played 2/5nl at bellagio and this guy called me down w/A high no pair (obv lost) and said:

"you're lucky i suck"

[xjimraketex]

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haha I thought you had kings!

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[DublinsHero]

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a few nights ago i played 2/5nl at bellagio and this guy called me down w/A high no pair (obv lost) and said:

"you're lucky i suck"

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lol gold

[NozeCandy]

The "that's what you get" line and all variants of it are my favorite. Especially after folding to shoves all day in sngs then calling with like 97o for 30 bb to lose.

[DublinsHero]

almost forgot, 1-2 live game I played when I was a donk, guy was hammered and kept open raising to like 24 and reraising every hand... this guy limps UTG+1 and the drunk guy open shoves like 650$, UTG snap calls with A7o, drunk guy had AK, A7 sucks out -

After the hand A7 says "Caught you"

[StarkNaked]

Best one-liner came from a guy who's SN was OMGPOKAR!!1! (Cake poker, lols). Every time he got sucked out on he would just type OMGPOKAR!!1!! in the chat. Very hilarious.