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Re: Lines I have used unsuccessfully on women (bee-atches)
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[ QUOTE ] Holding a cocktail napkin or bar towel near her face: "Does this smell like chloroform?" [/ QUOTE ] You stole that from me. [/ QUOTE ] Ive been waiting for the right opportunity for this one since i saw you post it months back. |
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Re: Lines I have used unsuccessfully on women (bee-atches)
I'm considering sponsoring a BBV4L video contest, where all entrants must be filmed trying to pick up women with the line 'can I ask you a question? what would you say if I said that I wanted to mash your k!dsh!tter?'
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I'm considering sponsoring a BBV4L video contest, where all entrants must be filmed trying to pick up women with the line 'can I ask you a question? what would you say if I said that I wanted to mash your k!dsh!tter?' [/ QUOTE ] next time i go out i'm trying this, dont think i'm filming it though |
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off the top of my head. There ar a lot im forgetting. Also funny thing is, some of these will be unsuccessful on some girls, but successful on others.
"hey knucklehead, dance floor is THAT way" ( this is when they are doing that thing where they bob back and forth solo or beside a friend thus indicating they want some guy to dance with them. saying what i tried saying there seems to provoke arguments about 75% of the time.) "I like! how much?" (girl is not a stripper/hooker) "you remind me of a horse!" "whats it like being 10 feet tall?" "hey" her: "hi" me: "do I make you anxious? <cause girl is visibly nervous... as if she was some live noob and was dealt KK utg+1>" her "no" (runs away) "hey" her: "hi" me: "blah blah blah" her "blah blah blah" me: <1 minute into conversation> "close your eyes" her: <she does> me: <kisses her for about 3 seconds> her: "hee hee hee... i gotta go!!!"<runs away giggling, wont talk to me again> "hey you see that girl over there? I kinda like her and i wanna make her realllly jealous, so lets flirt with each other RIGHT infront of her for a bit. you in?" girl: "" <she wanted a nice cute guy to hit on her... i made her sad> |
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I was as drunk as you can imagine in a club on rock night.
I was basically downstairs near the cloakroom delivering the line "me love you long time" to every girl that came by. They were not asian. I was so drunk i would not have loved them long time. It wasnt nearly as James Bond charm as i thought it might have come off as. |
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Also funny thing is, some of these will be unsuccessful on some girls, but successful on others. [/ QUOTE ] well i'm glad you described every interaction with another person ever, good job |
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Also funny thing is, some of these will be unsuccessful on some girls, but successful on others. [/ QUOTE ] If a woman takes a shine to you, you can say pretty much anything, they'll like it. Just compliment them as an opener, if they smile or react positively, yer in, if they don't drop it right there. Watch the eyes is all you have to do. |
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2. Want to have sex. (this was to a random person on the bus) [/ QUOTE ] i think that should work about 3% of the time. keep tryin man |
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Re: Lines I have used unsuccessfully on women (bee-atches)
Engulf my lengthy shaft with your warm moist mouth.
Wait! No need to get your knees dirty, I'll stand on a chair, biatch! |
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