beat: minor car accident

[bigshowmack]

Variance: I bought TKO's bed off of him for a heck of a price, but am now sleeping in the location of any college years sympathy sex. Oh well, at least I put a mattress pad on top first.

Beat: There was a coffee stain on the mattress cover when I bought it from him. Who drinks coffee in bed?

[_JoeJimJoe]

Apparently pedophelia is legal in Canada (see recent thread)

Is incest legal as well?

Pics of sister plz

[Quicksilvre]

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steal a buncha latex gloves from the commie doctor so you can make water baloons that resemble a cows utter. If youre feeling frisky you could even put a pinhole in one of the fingers, fill the glove with milk, then drink from the faux-teet. I mean if you cant sue, youve gotta juice your apparent misfortune for all its worth.

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