beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

[Spurious]

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i would of justt sat in my poop until after i played my aces.

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[JokersAttack]

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i would of justt sat in my poop until after i lost with my aces and then to wallow in [censored] and ponder the thought of paying to sit in [censored] and have to clean it up .

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[BarryLyndon]

Predator could be inserting his member into my esophaugus I would find a way to hit the call button.

[Leveh]

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i would of justt sat in my poop until after i lost with my aces and then to wallow in [censored] and ponder the thought of paying to sit in [censored] and have to clean it up .

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The image I got in my mind after reading this made me laugh pretty hard.

[916greatest]

God I hella feel you. I've actually shitted on myself with aces. I was playing 200 nl. with 150 + bb. Two donks stacked off 1010 and ak preflop. I ended up winning about 400 bb. But I was forced to throw away these nice boxers of mine. I mean it was sick. I had [censored] going down my leg. Definatly had to grind for the $$$. Right when they shoved It immetaly let out that trigger you know that little thing inside your head where your relaxed. Shitted [censored] probably top 3 [censored] in my life while I watch the board blank out. God I take serious big ass [censored] too. God it felt so nice [censored] in my comfortable chair. My pants got a lil [censored] in them but washer was fine. God taking a shower after winning 400 bb felt so nice. In retrospect I wish I could [censored] on myself and win 400 bb everyday of my life!!! God it was the best feeling!!

[Rx~]

toilet shot or it never happened

[fraserbrown]

i think new pants are cheaper than the pot u lost

[kuey]

I'd [censored] in my pants for $1226.

[21SuicideKing21]

sucks for SB, also pic?

[Knightsridge]

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i would of justt sat in my poop until after i played my aces.

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lol, nh sir, nh