How to alienate prospective roommate?

[xwillience]

if you just randomly start wanking it while hes checking out the room, your sure to get him to leave.

i do agree with Dave D tho, if he seems halfway decent keep him around. it'd suck to get a [censored] one assigned to your room.

[Joshssj4v2]

Do what you did to the last ones

[xhawks]

get a bunch of blank tapes or cassetes and label them with really weird porn titles, the key is having like 50 of them in plain sight

[Default Name]

Have an extremely ugly female or one of your male buddies show up while he is visiting and sexile him from your room 5 minutes after you meet him....that should do the trick

[scotchnrocks]

leave an open can of chili with a spoon in it somewhere visible; drop a deuce and don't flush it; if it's a shared shower make sure there's pubic hair everywhere

[smartalecc5]

come on guys.. he's prob a nice dude your future roommate is.

Give him a chance.

[Autocratic]

Put a mirror on the ceiling above your beds that is angled so that you can see him while you're both in bed. Never say anything about it, just watch him intently while he tries to sleep.

[EMc]

answer the door nekked

[theben]

dont shower, throw rotting food on the floor, drop feces on the floor, etc. make the room extremely messy and smell terrible. if he is half sane, he'll run away screaming. if he prefers to live in those means, you can get him quickly kicked out for an incompatible, squalid lifestyle.

[Jeff_B]

be yourself?

sorry had to say it