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Old 10-15-2007, 04:38 PM
tpir tpir is offline
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"Hmmmmm..."

Watch at 6:10 in.

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lol CNR ftw
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Old 10-15-2007, 06:40 PM
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"Yea, the joke was on you guys. That book was just a play I thought of; I didn't know some of you would be dumb enough to take it literally and/or spending so much effort debating about it on a forum. But it was sure funny reading those posts."

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Archon,

Please clear your cookies and cache. Also, restart the computer, that may resolve the problem. Also, we have observed the life histories of the two people you reported; we have detected collusion and sending them to hell.

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Actually, I do expect heaven and hell to be a bureaucracy. But that's just me.
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Old 10-15-2007, 04:22 PM
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"Everyone will be happy."
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Old 10-15-2007, 06:51 PM
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Heaven? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] How bout this clicky.

Jokes aside, something about Jessica Alba and her long lost twin waiting for me would be preferable.
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Old 10-16-2007, 01:40 AM
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We have a seat open on Table 5 [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Old 10-16-2007, 06:20 PM
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"So glad you made it!"
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Old 10-16-2007, 06:40 PM
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"Welcome home. As you can see we're already decorated in your favorite color sky-blue and there's also wireless surround sound. Feel free to choose any room in the house as yours. You'll always have a front row seat for any rainbows and sunsets. Btw, the game is just down the hall and there's always an opening! So don't worry. Be happy!" [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 10-16-2007, 06:43 PM
tame_deuces tame_deuces is offline
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You're all liars, mine about Jessica Alba and her long lost twin is obviously the universal truth.
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Old 10-16-2007, 07:05 PM
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You're all liars, mine about Jessica Alba and her long lost twin is obviously the universal truth.

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If everyone is happy, then I am happy. If I am happy, then I have Alba twins. Thus, my ass is covered. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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Old 10-16-2007, 07:44 PM
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You're all liars, mine about Jessica Alba and her long lost twin is obviously the universal truth.

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As much as I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Jessica Alba, I think I'd prefer the 72 virgins, and that's an actual theory!
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