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"Yea, the joke was on you guys. That book was just a play I thought of; I didn't know some of you would be dumb enough to take it literally and/or spending so much effort debating about it on a forum. But it was sure funny reading those posts."
Or, Archon, Please clear your cookies and cache. Also, restart the computer, that may resolve the problem. Also, we have observed the life histories of the two people you reported; we have detected collusion and sending them to hell. If you have any more questions, do not hesitate to contact us. Best Regards, Peter Heaven Support Actually, I do expect heaven and hell to be a bureaucracy. But that's just me. |
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"Everyone will be happy."
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Heaven? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] How bout this clicky.
Jokes aside, something about Jessica Alba and her long lost twin waiting for me would be preferable. |
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We have a seat open on Table 5 [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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"So glad you made it!"
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"Welcome home. As you can see we're already decorated in your favorite color sky-blue and there's also wireless surround sound. Feel free to choose any room in the house as yours. You'll always have a front row seat for any rainbows and sunsets. Btw, the game is just down the hall and there's always an opening! So don't worry. Be happy!" [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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You're all liars, mine about Jessica Alba and her long lost twin is obviously the universal truth. |
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You're all liars, mine about Jessica Alba and her long lost twin is obviously the universal truth. [/ QUOTE ] If everyone is happy, then I am happy. If I am happy, then I have Alba twins. Thus, my ass is covered. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] |
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You're all liars, mine about Jessica Alba and her long lost twin is obviously the universal truth. [/ QUOTE ] As much as I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Jessica Alba, I think I'd prefer the 72 virgins, and that's an actual theory! |
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