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Old 09-11-2007, 02:27 AM
PokerBob PokerBob is offline
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Metting Brandi was just the confidence booster you needed.

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after meeting brandi, i was lucky i didn't need a penicilin booster.
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Old 09-10-2007, 08:27 AM
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Default Re: 300/600 (WARNING: limit hold\'em)

just enjoy the fact that one big bet is about the same as a week's salary at your teaching job.
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Old 09-10-2007, 10:19 AM
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nice brag
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Old 09-10-2007, 03:51 PM
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just enjoy the fact that one big bet is about the same as a week's salary at your teaching job.

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just enjoy the fact that one BB is bigger than my BR
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Old 09-10-2007, 04:39 PM
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commerce 300/600 9 handed
i raise 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] utg, maniac 3bets, bad player calls from the SB, i cap, both call.

flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

check, i bet, call, call.

turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
check, i bet, call, call.

river: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

check, check, check.

sb rolls 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
maniac rolls 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

[censored] each and every last one of you.

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No Limit version of this hand:

Hero raises 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], choosing his raise size carefully based on simulations and advanced equations, because No Limit is such a complicated game.

Maniac raises to 3x the size of hero's bet.

Hero does not reraise because even the maniac will only continue with a better hand, does not call because No Limit is so tough and complicated and playing a pot out of position will make his mind blow up.

Hero praises what a magnificent and complicated game No Limit Hold'em is, how breathtaking it is that even on a mundane hand like this, his 256th hand in a row without seeing a flop, ALL HIS CHIPS ARE AT RISK, and folds.
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Old 09-10-2007, 04:42 PM
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Default Re: 300/600 (WARNING: limit hold\'em)

NL is a 2 street game.
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:28 PM
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NL is a 2 street game.

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What are you, a shortstacker?
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Old 09-10-2007, 04:45 PM
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commerce 300/600 9 handed
i raise 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] utg, maniac 3bets, bad player calls from the SB, i cap, both call.

flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

check, i bet, call, call.

turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
check, i bet, call, call.

river: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

check, check, check.

sb rolls 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
maniac rolls 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

[censored] each and every last one of you.

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No Limit version of this hand:

Hero raises 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], choosing his raise size carefully based on simulations and advanced equations, because No Limit is such a complicated game.

Maniac raises to 3x the size of hero's bet.

Hero does not reraise because even the maniac will only continue with a better hand, does not call because No Limit is so tough and complicated and playing a pot out of position will make his mind blow up.

Hero praises what a magnificent and complicated game No Limit Hold'em is, how breathtaking it is that even on a mundane hand like this, his 256th hand in a row without seeing a flop, ALL HIS CHIPS ARE AT RISK, and folds.

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Right. This is why the best NL players play a lot fewer hands than the best limit players. Err.... wait....
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Old 09-10-2007, 05:19 PM
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Default Re: 300/600 (WARNING: limit hold\'em)

PB,

why are you betting like a scared school girl?

[X] money left on table
[X] learn to use the slider thingy to bet more
[X] lol betsizeaments
[X] it's like op wants to win (errrr, lose, in this case) the minimum
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Old 09-11-2007, 02:23 AM
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PB,

why are you betting like a scared school girl?

[X] money left on table
[X] learn to use the slider thingy to bet more
[X] lol betsizeaments
[X] it's like op wants to win (errrr, lose, in this case) the minimum

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this post is gay.
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