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[Clayton]

fact, 8% of people misspell two letter words

[BadgerPro]

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fact, 8% of people misspell two letter words

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uf?

[flyingmoose]

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I hate you guys, the go and go should work 88% of the time there.

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I'm probably way too easily amused, but I laughed at this for like like a minute straight.

[ASPoker8]

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fact, 8% of people misspell two letter words

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uf?

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yes

[RichC.]

here's an amusing hand from a FT on Full Tilt.

Full Tilt Poker Game #1727517436: $11,000 Guarantee (12339979), Table 11 - 6000/12000 Ante 1500 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:53:30 ET - 2007/02/03
Seat 1: penbug777 (483,942)
Seat 3: Toowong (208,160)
Seat 4: kjcsuited (501,598)
Seat 5: SchaefPerro (183,430)
Seat 6: Babico (166,881)
Seat 7: UnderBet (447,915)
Seat 8: FongMin (136,962)
Seat 9: Buidoi30 (415,112)
penbug777 antes 1,500
Toowong antes 1,500
kjcsuited antes 1,500
SchaefPerro antes 1,500
Babico antes 1,500
UnderBet antes 1,500
FongMin antes 1,500
Buidoi30 antes 1,500
Toowong posts the small blind of 6,000
kjcsuited posts the big blind of 12,000
penbug777: ty
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to UnderBet [Ac Jd]
SchaefPerro folds
Buidoi30: nh
Babico raises to 48,000
penbug777: ty
UnderBet raises to 144,000
FongMin folds
Buidoi30 folds
penbug777 folds
Toowong folds
kjcsuited folds
Babico folds
Uncalled bet of 96,000 returned to UnderBet
UnderBet mucks
UnderBet wins the pot (126,000)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 126,000 | Rake 0
Seat 1: penbug777 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Toowong (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: kjcsuited (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: SchaefPerro folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Babico folded before the Flop
Seat 7: UnderBet collected (126,000), mucked
Seat 8: FongMin folded before the Flop
Seat 9: Buidoi30 folded before the Flop


I hold up, I have monster CL, instead, i go on tilt and finish 7th

[BadgerPro]

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I hold up, I have monster CL, instead, i go on tilt and finish 7th

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You post the wrong hand?

[grafyx]

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I hold up, I have monster CL, instead, i go on tilt and finish 7th

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You post the wrong hand?

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Its easy to hold up when everyone folds...

[RichC.]

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I hold up, I have monster CL, instead, i go on tilt and finish 7th

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You post the wrong hand?

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Its easy to hold up when everyone folds...

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haha, yeah i did post the wrong one, see, still on tilt enough to post the wrong damn hand.


here it is.

Full Tilt Poker Game #1727527664: $11,000 Guarantee (12339979), Table 11 - 6000/12000 Ante 1500 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:55:09 ET - 2007/02/03
Seat 1: penbug777 (477,942)
Seat 3: Toowong (196,160)
Seat 4: kjcsuited (363,217)
Seat 5: SchaefPerro (159,430)
Seat 6: Babico (239,262)
Seat 7: UnderBet (567,915)
Seat 8: FongMin (130,962)
Seat 9: Buidoi30 (409,112)
penbug777 antes 1,500
Toowong antes 1,500
kjcsuited antes 1,500
SchaefPerro antes 1,500
Babico antes 1,500
UnderBet antes 1,500
FongMin antes 1,500
Buidoi30 antes 1,500
UnderBet posts the small blind of 6,000
FongMin posts the big blind of 12,000
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to UnderBet [Js Ad]
Buidoi30 folds
penbug777 folds
Toowong folds
kjcsuited raises to 54,000
SchaefPerro folds
Babico folds
UnderBet raises to 186,000
FongMin folds
kjcsuited raises to 361,717, and is all in
UnderBet calls 175,717
kjcsuited shows [Th Ah]
UnderBet shows [Js Ad]
*** FLOP *** [Td As Tc]
*** TURN *** [Td As Tc] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [Td As Tc 7s] [7d]
kjcsuited shows a full house, Tens full of Aces
UnderBet shows two pair, Aces and Tens
kjcsuited wins the pot (747,434) with a full house, Tens full of Aces
UnderBet: sick
The blinds are now 8,000/16,000 with an ante of 2,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 747,434 | Rake 0
Board: [Td As Tc 7s 7d]
Seat 1: penbug777 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Toowong folded before the Flop
Seat 4: kjcsuited showed [Th Ah] and won (747,434) with a full house, Tens full of Aces
Seat 5: SchaefPerro folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Babico (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: UnderBet (small blind) showed [Js Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Tens
Seat 8: FongMin (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: Buidoi30 folded before the Flop

[THEOSU]

there are 10 kinds of people in this world. those that understand binary and those that don't.

[JSchnett]

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