My best trip report ever.

[xwillience]

wait wait wait.... you had a living, breathing, warm girl sitting next to you in bed while watching lesbian porn and you ended up beating it?

[AceCR9]

"She then has the less than brilliant idea of ordering porn. . . The all girl porn. She proceeds to tell me how much she loves going down on girls and how she wishes she could be in more threesomes, all the while chowing down on her eggs"



I really liked this part.

[Dominic]

and people thing MY stories are made up???

entertaining though. can't ssay I've ever jizzed on someone's breakfast before.

[WhiteMike13]

This story sucks.

[ChipsAhoya]

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This story sucks.

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-ChipsAhoya

[IronDragon1]

Didn't you technically have some sort of intercourse with her since-apparently-your semen entered her?

[agent_fish]

What was she doing while you were jerking off? Sounds like an awkward situation.

[tpir]

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it goes everywhere, on her, on me, on her eggs. She sits there stunned as I pull up the blanket and go back to sleep.

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So, wait a second, you didn't even towel *yourself* off before you went back to sleep? Why not just aim all of the ropes at her?

[ScottieK]

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Finally I can't take it anymore.
"Look, either you're leaving or I'm going to do YOU right here."
She says "it's about damn time" and she hops on my lap for some hot ex sex.

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Should have been standard, no?

OP: [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

ScottieK

[JinX11]

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Didn't you technically have some sort of intercourse with her since-apparently-your semen entered her?

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Thread winner.