SSNL POKER [cheese] thread AUG PT 2

[carrotsnake]

fgators, honestly, you actually play competently, but you post AWFUL

[bubaloo]

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no I don't at all.

I just run worse than anyone in online poker.

My schtick has nothing to do with 2+2 really.

I just want to get that point across.

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Blinds: $0.5/$1
5 players

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG calls, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($5, 5 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, CO checks, Button checks.

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($5, 5 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, CO checks, Button checks.

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($5, 5 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $2</font>, UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $4</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $12.5
<font color="#000000">CO shows 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] </font>(Flush, high card Ten) and WON (+$12.5)
<font color="#000000">Hero mucks J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] </font>(a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-$12.5)

[DopamineRelease]

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no I don't at all.

I just run worse than anyone in online poker.

My schtick has nothing to do with 2+2 really.

I just want to get that point across.

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My top 5 most want to challenge to a fight.

1. FrinkX
2. ZekGB
3. Clayton
4. bilbo
5. aislephive

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stop posting
-you don't listen to anybody who has good advice
-you whine constantly
-you add nothing
-you're an attention whore that distracts the forum from good uses of its time

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I add nothing?

Have you seen my strategy posts? I'm one of the best that posts in SSNL.

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[Weir]

Good news for you guys!!!

-No more SSNL for me. Due to running bad or being the worst player on the internet, whatever your opinion is, I had to cash out lots of money to buy something really expensive.

brag: no more whining posts in cheese threads
beat: no more insanely angry posts in cheese threads
variance: no more hands posted.
-Back to $15+1 sitngos for me. Yay Poker!!

[MyTurn2Raise]

Weir's post makes me a sad panda

[BigPoppa]

Oddly, I'm a net winner in every form of poker other than NL SNGs. Can't win those to save my life.

[thac]

PokerStars Game #11668605728: Tournament #58622890, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVI (2000/4000) - 2007/08/24 - 16:16:52 (ET)
Table '58622890 133' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 2: Pilf (87379 in chips)
Seat 3: PawpaDawg (116417 in chips)
Seat 4: yangy63 (99156 in chips)
Seat 5: TbHackworth (50618 in chips)
Seat 6: GratefulFish (65846 in chips)
Seat 7: DalTex24 (142695 in chips)
Seat 8: bojazi (39432 in chips)
Seat 9: mntanabanana (64076 in chips)
Pilf: posts the ante 400
PawpaDawg: posts the ante 400
yangy63: posts the ante 400
TbHackworth: posts the ante 400
GratefulFish: posts the ante 400
DalTex24: posts the ante 400
bojazi: posts the ante 400
mntanabanana: posts the ante 400
bojazi: posts small blind 2000
mntanabanana: posts big blind 4000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TbHackworth [6s 6c]
Pilf: folds
PawpaDawg: folds
yangy63: folds
TbHackworth: raises 6600 to 10600
GratefulFish: folds
DalTex24: folds
bojazi: raises 28432 to 39032 and is all-in
mntanabanana: raises 24644 to 63676 and is all-in
TbHackworth: folds
bojazi said, "gg"
*** FLOP *** [2c Qs Tc]
bojazi said, "gh"
TbHackworth said, "no 6 plz"
*** TURN *** [2c Qs Tc] [6h]
TbHackworth said, "?"
TbHackworth said, "jhsdfl"
TbHackworth said, "fgasg"
TbHackworth said, "sfdg"
*** RIVER *** [2c Qs Tc 6h] [Kh]
TbHackworth said, "asg"
TbHackworth said, "sd"
mntanabanana said, "ty gg"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bojazi: shows [9s 9c] (a pair of Nines)
mntanabanana: shows [As Ad] (a pair of Aces)
mntanabanana collected 91864 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 91864 | Rake 0
Board [2c Qs Tc 6h Kh]
Seat 2: Pilf folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: PawpaDawg folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: yangy63 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: TbHackworth folded before Flop
Seat 6: GratefulFish folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: DalTex24 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: bojazi (small blind) showed [9s 9c] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 9: mntanabanana (big blind) showed [As Ad] and won (91864) with a pair of Aces



lol yay chat

[bilbo-san]

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Regular takes himself to valuetown.


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

GAMESET: $296.95
lavaroise: $322.65
chefrm: $317.55
RGA-HFX: $221.05
asdf0987: $197.00
Hero: $261.90

Preflop: Hero is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">chefrm raises to $7.00</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls $7.00, 2 folds

Flop: ($17) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">chefrm bets $12.00</font>, Hero calls $12.00

Turn: ($41) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
chefrm checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $27.00</font>, <font color="red">chefrm raises to $85.00</font>, Hero calls $58.00

River: ($211) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">chefrm bets all-in for $213.55</font>, Hero calls all-in for $157.90
Uncalled bet of $55.65 returned to chefrm

Pot Size: $526.80 ($3 Rake)

chefrm had 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ([3s 3h] three of a kind, Threes) and LOST (-$261.90)
Hero had 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Eights) and WON (+$261.90)

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WTF? He played this fine. You really think your tricky play is what caused all the chips to go in the middle? You think if you raise the flop or play your hand aggressively he goes "OH NOES, ME BOTTM SET NO GOOT!"?

[Nielsio]

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Regular takes himself to valuetown.


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

GAMESET: $296.95
lavaroise: $322.65
chefrm: $317.55
RGA-HFX: $221.05
asdf0987: $197.00
Hero: $261.90

Preflop: Hero is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">chefrm raises to $7.00</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls $7.00, 2 folds

Flop: ($17) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">chefrm bets $12.00</font>, Hero calls $12.00

Turn: ($41) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
chefrm checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $27.00</font>, <font color="red">chefrm raises to $85.00</font>, Hero calls $58.00

River: ($211) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">chefrm bets all-in for $213.55</font>, Hero calls all-in for $157.90
Uncalled bet of $55.65 returned to chefrm

Pot Size: $526.80 ($3 Rake)

chefrm had 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ([3s 3h] three of a kind, Threes) and LOST (-$261.90)
Hero had 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Eights) and WON (+$261.90)

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WTF? He played this fine. You really think your tricky play is what caused all the chips to go in the middle? You think if you raise the flop or play your hand aggressively he goes "OH NOES, ME BOTTM SET NO GOOT!"?

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No, that's not what I think. I do think he played it very peculiar though. On the turn I put him on a set or air and I doubt I'm ever going to pay him off for 130bbs or whatever with 99.

Also 45 just stuck it in his ass on the turn.

[bilbo-san]

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It's not so much that we think you're worthless, it's just that you think you're God's gift to 2+2.

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No, dude, really, it's that I think he's worthless.

Oh, and [censored] FOURTH on the list?!? WTF.