**Official** uNL Microbrew Thread - October PART DEUX

[Micro Donk]

lol @ high stakes railing

this guy at 10/20 stars is raising at least 70% of pots (and winning them), while on a complete heater, has 7 buyins on the tbl

[ShipitFMA]

Guy was like 24/16

Party Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 4 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

SB: $58.05
Hero (BB): $49.25
UTG: $66.26
BTN: $54.86

Pre-Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
2 folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $2</font>, Hero calls $1.50

Flop: ($4) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $2.66</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $6.75</font>, SB calls $4.09

Turn: ($17.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $9</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $24</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $49.30 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $16.50 and is All-In

River: ($98.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $98.50 Pot ($2 Rake)
SB showed K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$49.25 NET)
Hero showed 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and WON $96.50 (+$47.25 NET)

oh, and live poker is EZ

[NL Newbie]

Can someone send me a ZIP file of a FTP card mod please, just a big ass 4 colour one with all sizes?

Im on tilt clicking 1000 dead links for them. GRRR!!!!

[ShipitFMA]

Im playing these FPP sat's for my first time...let me run good just a FEW times

[thing85]

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Im playing these FPP sat's for my first time...let me run good just a FEW times

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Good luck man. These things have been killing me lately...I think I've lost my last 6. Waiting for the hot streak where I win 6 in a row...

[ShipitFMA]

Chop the 4 man HU one, so 3300 fpp = 107.5 T$

Second 5400 fpp one 5 handed and this gem:

PokerStars Game #12909731383: Tournament #65511408, 5400FPP Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2007/10/28 - 22:52:33 (ET)
Table '65511408 1' 10-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: SamyLony (3980 in chips)
Seat 3: South629 (2825 in chips)
Seat 4: IMJEWISH_LOL (2321 in chips)
Seat 6: Ch1nad0g (3159 in chips)
Seat 9: The_Venetian (2715 in chips)
SamyLony: posts the ante 25
South629: posts the ante 25
IMJEWISH_LOL: posts the ante 25
Ch1nad0g: posts the ante 25
The_Venetian: posts the ante 25
The_Venetian: posts small blind 150
SamyLony: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to IMJEWISH_LOL [Kh Kc]
South629: folds
IMJEWISH_LOL: raises 1996 to 2296 and is all-in
Ch1nad0g: raises 838 to 3134 and is all-in
The_Venetian: folds
SamyLony: folds
*** FLOP *** [Td 6h 2h]
IMJEWISH_LOL said, "hold"
Ch1nad0g said, "of course"
*** TURN *** [Td 6h 2h] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [Td 6h 2h Kd] [6s]
Ch1nad0g said, "omg"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
IMJEWISH_LOL: shows [Kh Kc] (a full house, Kings full of Sixes)
Ch1nad0g: shows [Tc Th] (a full house, Tens full of Sixes)
IMJEWISH_LOL collected 5167 from pot
IMJEWISH_LOL said, "YAY"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5167 | Rake 0
Board [Td 6h 2h Kd 6s]
Seat 1: SamyLony (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: South629 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: IMJEWISH_LOL showed [Kh Kc] and won (5167) with a full house, Kings full of Sixes
Seat 6: Ch1nad0g (button) showed [Tc Th] and lost with a full house, Tens full of Sixes
Seat 9: The_Venetian (small blind) folded before Flop

SHIP THE MOFFUKN CHEDDAR

[ShipitFMA]

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Im playing these FPP sat's for my first time...let me run good just a FEW times

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Good luck man. These things have been killing me lately...I think I've lost my last 6. Waiting for the hot streak where I win 6 in a row...

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Fkn same guy from the first hand, i knew the damn ten was coming too....and then he whinges after "WHY DO I GET 2 OUTERED!?!?!"

[derosnec]

FPP sats are basically free money because of the awful players. the stuff they do when we're 5 handed, even when another has a tiny stack, is beyond belief. from my experience it looks like you have to win roughly one all-in per sat to have the chips to survive to final four (unless you can pick up alot of pots without showdown, which is hard against the tards).

[ShipitFMA]

i only really played a few small hands and stole the blinds once or twice ^^ then that hand above, which wasnt essential to make final 4, but helped...the heads up one i played was pathetic. the guy was SO bad

[thing85]

You're IMJEWISH_LOL? Haha, didn't know I was playing with you. I was thing85 (obviously) who was card dead that entire sat.