OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST

[K䲰䮥n]

Survey:

Post the best and the most exotic place to visit for someone from northern europe (for a honeymoon).

[ManChild]

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Survey:

Post the best and the most exotic place to visit for someone from northern europe (for a honeymoon).

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College Park Maryland

[Josem]

Karp,

A survey done by Modern Bride: http://honeymoons.about.com/od/topra..._honeymoon.htm

[K䲰䮥n]

zomg hawaii was our first option, too.

Happy 18th b-day Josem!

[ManChild]

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Karp,

A survey done by Modern Bride: http://honeymoons.about.com/od/topra..._honeymoon.htm

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that was a gayly fast response

[Josem]

M,

you're just jealous that AMT won't take you on one.

[sixfour]

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If you thought Borat and Knocked Up sucked, you should seriously consider giving up on life.

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I thought Borat was horribly overrated, mainly for two reasons:

- live in UK, anything SBC does gets old about five years before you get round to making a movie
- it was trailed so heavily that every single funny moment in the film had already been given away by the time the movie was released

Point two is the same reason why I haven't seen the Simpsons film yet

[ManChild]

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M,

you're just jealous that AMT won't take you on one.

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yeah, that motor boating son of a bitch has been all over the place this summer, Vegas, Europe.....

[Klinzmann]

What disappointed me about the Borat movie was that they re-used plenty of stuff from the tv-show. Borat on tv was A+, the movie was meh.

[MadScientist]

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So I went downtown drinking at about midnight on Saturday, bars close at 2 AM. At like 12:30 I meet a brazilian chick who barely speaks English, but who thinks it's funny when I make fun of her huge purse and generally poke fun at her. Ten minutes later, she pulls me out on the Dance floor and we start making out and she is really aggressive. Like I'm embarassed by it and I don't get embarassed that easily.
Anyway, I got her number and email, multiple times that night because she kept forgetting that she already gave them to me. The problem is that she barely speaks english and is here studying it at the university. Also, she is prolly 21 and I'm 30, with a tight body (maybe not by OOT standards), but very good, but if she didn't like drinking so much we wouldn't have too much in common.
Anyway, my dilemma is this: what has my life come to if I am asking an internet message board for dating advice???
No, the serious problem is: should I email or call her. She claims to understand written English better, but emails are kind of lame IMO. I would rather talk to a girl over the phone, cut to the chase, and just make a date.
Secondly, what should we go do? It is really annoying to talk to someone who you have to repeat yourself to, so I want to minimize the amount of speaking.
A really loud rock show is what I'm thinking right now.

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1.) email so the details don't get f'd up

2.) Go dancing again obv

3.) Did u verify she is not a tranny?

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1) Agree with 1)

2) I hate dancing.

3) Verified. She is not a tranny. It is somehow weird and disturbing that I instantly started to look for things wrong with a girl who is too into me. So I checked for an Adam's Apple and later in a more natural setting checked if she was packing.
I did find out what is wrong with her, in a general sense. She can't carry a conversation, she drinks alot, and got a DUI within her first few months in this country.
Bonus points with me...