SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2

[steel108]

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Just had my worst session ever. 4.5BI in 800 hands ...

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lol, that is nothing

[goofyballer]

I dropped 9 or 10 buyins in 1000 hands once, and I prob play one of the lowest variance styles on the forum.

[Double Eagle]

LOL I registered to post a bad beat that happened near the end of the last PCA1 Super when some scandanavian jerkoff floated the flop with a 6 high gutshot and cracked my AA. I got no sympathy.

[Jay Riall]

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I dropped 9 or 10 buyins in 1000 hands once, and I prob play one of the lowest variance styles on the forum.

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I remember seeing one of your graphs (think it was you anyway) where you dropped like 10 buyins without even getting stacked (or even close to it it seemed), that was pretty sick.

[Clayton]

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LOL I registered to post a bad beat that happened near the end of the last PCA1 Super when some scandanavian jerkoff floated the flop with a 6 high gutshot and cracked my AA. I got no sympathy.

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OF COURSE NOT, BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS HAVE AA YOU GODDAM SOPHISTANIT !`!!!!!!111111

[Clayton]

OH WAIT, I BET THIS IS THE TIME DOUBLE EAGLE IS RERAISING LIGHT

[Clayton]

PSYCHE

[goofyballer]

Haha, yeah, I dug that one up:



.5/1

[Clayton]

AS YOU CAN SEE I'M ON TILT FROM MY FULLTILT SESSION

BREAKEVEN PLAYING 36/30 IS LIFETILTING

DAMN YOU CTS

once again for viewing pleasure:

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Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $218.65
BB: $206.65
Hero (UTG): $262.10
MP: $233.00
CO: $200.00
BTN: $225.40

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $7.00</font>, MP calls $7.00, 3 folds, BB calls $5.00

Flop: ($22) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $22.00</font>, Hero calls $22.00, <font color="red">MP raises to $110.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises all-in to $199.65</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $255.10</font>, MP calls all-in for $116.00
Uncalled bet of $29.10 returned to Hero

Turn: ($673.65) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players - 3 All-In)

River: ($673.65) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players - 3 All-In)

Pot Size: $673.65 ($3 Rake)

MP had 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight flush, Seven high) and WON (+$437.65)
BB had 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sevens) and LOST (-$206.65)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and LOST (-$233.00)

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like, i was like "oh ok, plz avoid board pair"

and then im drawing stone dead

hyachachachahcahacac

[Jay Riall]

hahah awesome. Raise preflop, miss, cbet flop, check/fold turn, rinse and repeat x100.