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View Poll Results: Which has been JaBlue's most embarrassing OP to date?
The one where he almost throws a jar of piss at a car 1 2.17%
The one where he can't be bothered to go to a funeral even though it means a lot to his dad 28 60.87%
The one where he wants to let snakes loose in a theater 2 4.35%
The one where he tells his grandmother to go [censored] herself 13 28.26%
Other (please specify) 2 4.35%
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Old 09-02-2007, 10:51 AM
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That is wierd that you have a problem with girls digging your poker skills, maybe your just not presenting it right. Try doing something like, "I make money off peoples mistakes by playing better then them, and I'm doing this so I can get some money to buy a business soon" Something respectable that people will like. But you have to judge because some girls like it more when you say you made 1k today [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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Haha, yeah.

I don't really mean just girls, it's just that a bunch of people look down on it like I'm constantly putting paychecks in from my minimum-wage job and losing it every week. I can't really convey what happens, but they just look at me different once they know what I do.
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Old 09-02-2007, 10:52 AM
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Yeah, I think the "Is that it?" issue is big.
I can see girls not liking it if you play poker and that is all you'll ever do.

If you play poker as a means to an end, then it sounds better. Tell girls that you're playing poker so you can be a Kindergarten Teacher without having to support your future family on a teacher's salary. They'll wet themselves.
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Old 09-02-2007, 10:53 AM
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Tell girls that you're playing poker so you can be a Kindergarten Teacher without having to support your future family on a teacher's salary. They'll wet themselves.

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*writing that down
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Old 09-02-2007, 11:08 AM
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I broke my middle and ring fingers on my right hand yeterday. Both are swollen like a goddamndsunuvabitch. Should I bother going to hospital? Or will they just say 'Yeah they're broken, take it easy?' Why couldn't it be my left hand, its such a hassle to have a wank/beer/use the mouse now.
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Old 09-02-2007, 11:10 AM
Jay Riall Jay Riall is offline
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Also, haven't looked at this thread yet, keikiwai getting p0wned was hilarious.
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Old 09-02-2007, 11:13 AM
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I broke my middle and ring fingers on my right hand yeterday. Both are swollen like a goddamndsunuvabitch. Should I bother going to hospital? Or will they just say 'Yeah they're broken, take it easy?' Why couldn't it be my left hand, its such a hassle to have a wank/beer/use the mouse now.

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Go to the hospital.
If they heal wrong, you're [censored].


Also, Trip Report
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Old 09-02-2007, 11:15 AM
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Tell girls that you're playing poker so you can be a Kindergarten Teacher without having to support your future family on a teacher's salary. They'll wet themselves.

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*writing that down

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Old 09-02-2007, 11:24 AM
Jay Riall Jay Riall is offline
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I broke my middle and ring fingers on my right hand yeterday. Both are swollen like a goddamndsunuvabitch. Should I bother going to hospital? Or will they just say 'Yeah they're broken, take it easy?' Why couldn't it be my left hand, its such a hassle to have a wank/beer/use the mouse now.

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Go to the hospital.
If they heal wrong, you're [censored].


Also, Trip Report

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Went snowboarding yesterday and fell off, right on my fingers. Basically my whole bodyweight landed on the tip of 2 fingers. It hurt a bit but the pain went away on the way home, so I thought it was ok. Went out to a club later and some chav was pushing my mate on the dancefloor for no reason. I smacked him - result being him with bloody lip and me going home early because my fingers were agony and disgustingly swollen.
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Old 09-02-2007, 11:37 AM
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you should be used to stuff like this from all your hooliganism jay
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Old 09-02-2007, 11:42 AM
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lol no the hooliganism stuff was just seeing how much crap I could get SSNL to believe. My fingers are actually broken and hurt like hell.
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