The mark of the douchebag

[Rootabager]

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guys who lean on the urinal divider while they take a piss. Just saw this one before lunch.

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this is called the 3 point stance. mostly utilized when hammered.

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People who have PhDs that have to let you know about it within 1 minute after you meet them.

Also people that went to Ivy league schools who do the same thing.

Not 100% sure about this one but guys who have shorter hair but pull their hair back supertight so they can have that tiny ponytail.

Rush Limbaugh fans.

[hoyasnaxa]

Anyone that has ever played croquet.

Anyone who supports Michael Vick.

Anyone from New England, not even close to Boston, and says they are from Boston.

Republicans.

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You guys are pretty petty about a lot of things. May I suggest relaxing and not worrying so much?

That being said, there is a guy in one of my classes with a bunch of tribal tattoos and in the middle of one of them is the number 69 just sitting there. I think it's fair to assume he is a douche.

[kidcolin]

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Anyone that has ever played croquet.

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No way dude. Many a fun drunken croquet match I have partaken in. I guess there's a whole country club side to it that I've never seen, but me and my family are the polar opposite of that. Just put up some wickets, go outside and whack some balls around while drinking beer.

[RoundGuy]

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Anyone from New England, not even close to Boston, and says they are from Boston.

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WTF? Why would anyone not from Boston say they're from Boston? Hell, why would anyone from Boston admit they're from Boston?

[RichGangi]

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My second indicator is anyone with one of those 'baby on board' stickers on their cars. Not only are they douchebags, but I'm more inclined to get into an accident with them.

My third douchebag indicator, and a very realiable one, is somebody wearing a bum bag. I think you call them something else in America, but they're those pouches that you clip around your waiste to keep random stuff in.

Douchebag.

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Wow, you nailed the two I had in mind. Theyre called fanny packs around here. Ugh.

[kidcolin]

Cuz it rules.

And I've never met anyone outside of a 20 minute radius from Boston say they're from Boston, never mind people from NH, VT, ME, RI, or CT. In fact, the upper NE states have a pretty strong state pride thing going, especially VT.

But he's generally right about anyone who uses nearest big city to describe where they're from. I've met more than a few people from like, Morristown, NJ who use NYC as their location.

[Your Mom]

croquet is really fun.

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I think I am going to start wearing a fanny pack. A stylish one with flames on it and stuff.