Post a stupid, yet funny, joke - Page 19

trouble · #**181** 08-06-2007, 01:05 PM

A man gets home from work to find his wife nagging about a dripping tap and asking him to fix it "Do i look like a f@@king plumber" replies the husband and goes to watch the tv.
Man gets home next day and the wife starts nagging that the kitchen window wont open and asking him to fix it
"Do i look like a f@@king carpenter" replies the husband and goes to watch the tv
Man gets home next day to find the tap not dripping and the window wide open "who fixed the tap and the window" asks the husband "a young builder thats lives up the road replies" the wife
"How did u afford that" enquires the husband
"well he said i could pay either in sexual favors or bake him a cake" says the wife
"Well what did u do" asks the husband
"Do i look like a f@@king baker" replies the wife

metsandfinsfan · #**182** 08-06-2007, 04:21 PM

what do you call the useless skin around a vagina?
a woman

Hoi Polloi · #**183** 08-06-2007, 06:17 PM

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If the audience doesn't know you, it's always best to open your act with 90 seconds of meta-comedy.

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have you ever done standup before?

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It's all he does, even when he's sitting down.

tehsuk · #**184** 08-06-2007, 06:51 PM

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what do you call the useless skin around a vagina?
a woman

[/ QUOTE ]a woman? do i win teh prize?

RichGangi · #**185** 08-06-2007, 07:18 PM

What is black and comes in small white cans?

Michael Jackson, of course.

Losing all · #**186** 08-06-2007, 07:28 PM

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Interupting shark

Interupting sha-?

jaws theme

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Losing all · #**187** 08-06-2007, 07:32 PM

What's the best thing about [censored] a 7 year old in the shower?

With her hair slicked back she looks 5

metsandfinsfan · #**188** 08-07-2007, 02:16 AM

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what do you call the useless skin around a vagina?
a woman

[/ QUOTE ]a woman? do i win teh prize?

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if the prize is for not knowing about white text, then yes you win congrats

jafeather · #**189** 08-07-2007, 03:12 AM

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What's the best thing about [censored] a 7 year old girl in the shower?

With her hair slicked back she looks like a 5 year old boy

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FYJ

supafrey · #**190** 08-07-2007, 03:26 AM

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What's the best thing about [censored] a 7 year old girl?

From the back, she almost looks like a 7 year old boy.[/b]

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This is how I've heard it.

And for the love of christ, no Chuck Norris jokes. They weren't funny 3 years ago and they're not funny now.