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balla | 17 | 16.04% | |
unballa | 36 | 33.96% | |
teh ghey | 40 | 37.74% | |
greatest thing EVAR | 13 | 12.26% | |
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****THE LADIES FINAL THREAD**** (NSFW -- LDO)
Here it is. The ladies final. You guys know the drill. Both of these young ladies are very attractive so vote with the knowledge that you can't make a bad choice. (Oh yeah, if you troll or hate don't complain about your ban.)
Before we get to the pictures, we will have a brief question and answer session. As we lounged in my hot tub last night I asked the ladies a few questions. Their replies have been recorded below. Question 1: The perfect evening would begin with ________, involve a lot of _______ and end with __________. <font color="blue"> Octopi -- The perfect evening would begin with a trip to the French Laundry in Napa Valley, involve a lot of offal and end with fireworks I get to set off.</font> <font color="FF0033">FFK: -- The perfect evening would begin with gourmet food and wine, involve a lot of good friends & good music, and end with sexytime, a dank turkey sandwich, and maybe a smidgen of mary jane. </font> Question 2: Compose a haiku about your opponent. <font color="blue"> Octopi eff eff kay what i say? bright smile, long silken hair. i voted for her. </font> <font color="FF0033">FFK: Seasoned heart-breaker, Octopi's tentacles will entice with hummus </font> Question 3: If you were to guess star on Nip/Tuck, what would be the purpose of your visit to McNamara/Troy? <font color="blue"> Octopi -- Uh, to [censored] Dr Troy on his desk. He's a sexy bitch. </font> <font color="FF0033">FFK -- Ostensibly for lipo of the thighs, but of course would actually involve a crazy ploy to abduct, rape, and kill Christian Troy, convince his friends and loved ones he has abruptly given himself a sex change operation, and then replace him as Christiana Troy in his lucrative private practice. Not sure if this would be shocking and and unbelievable enough, though. </font> Question 4: What's your best Party Trick/Greatest Skill? <font color="blue"> Octopi -- Impersonating a woman on the internet. </font> <font color="FF0033">FFK -- My greatest party trick is organizing the party. I have an uncanny ability to easily attract and gather 40 friends to a particular venue on short notice with minimal effort. I'm excellent in social settings - making people feel interesting and comfortable. I can carry on conversation remarkable well with anybody, and people frequently find themselves inexplicably confiding in me about all kinds of personal and private issues. </font> Question 5: What do you want Santa to bring you for Christmas? <font color="blue"> Octopi -- I don't know. I'm bad at Christmas and already get a lot of cool stuff. Maybe getting a Canon 5D or some other ridiculous high end DSLR camera with a big fat long lens. I can dream. </font> <font color="FF0033">FFK -A Big Green Egg -Tempurpedic mattress, to house last year's gift. </font> Question 6: A genie appears appears and offers you 3 wishes. You can't ask for more wishes. What do you ask for? <font color="blue"> Octopi -- 1. A flying car with a robot chauffeur. What could be better? 2. To have a successful business that is well off and running on it's own, like a well oiled money machine plus a side job that is more like a hobby 3. To kick the genie in the 'nads for not letting me make more wishes with one of my wishes. </font> <font color="FF0033">FFK -- 1. ability to comfortably retire immediately 2. health and happiness for me and my loved ones 3. Three wishes for my mom If #3 is not allowed, then, uh... well... hmmm... I guess 'world peace' is a decent backup plan.</font> Question 7: Please distribute 100 points among these categories in terms of creating the perfect man -- intelligence sense of humor endowment physical condition good looks motivation money Octopi -- <font color="FF0033">FFK -- intelligence 35 sense of humor 30 motivation 25 good looks 5 physical condition 4 endowment .5 money .5 </font> Okay, now on to the pictures! In this corner, from the Great White North: OCTOPI In this corner, from the heart of Coca Cola Country, FAST FOOD KNIGHT |
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