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Re: BBV Anonymous Confessions
The goldigging one actually makes me feel sad....that's pretty shallow...
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Re: BBV Anonymous Confessions
From the other forum; if this is true or not still pretty ownage
STAR WARS/GIRLFRIEND Journalist of the Whills posted: I used to play Star Wars Galaxies, back when it was good. Yeah, let's all have a laugh at that. Done? Okay. I was one of the top three or so Bounty Hunters on my server. I don't mean to brag or anything, but I was not only known by basically everyone on the server, but was routinely referred to as "*Server name*'s Boba Fett". So yeah, I was pretty e-cool. You could probably go back there now a year or so later and mention me, and a lot of people would remember. Anyway. As a bounty hunter it was my job to hunt Jedi, because that's what the devs designed the class to do. Unfortunately, they also designed the Jedi to be super-powerful and almost unbeatable by a single player. Unless, of course, you were a kickass gun-slingin' bounty hunter like myself. "Oh great," you're thinking to yourself. "Some nerd is making a confession about an MMO." Well, not quite. See, there was this one Jedi who was pretty much the only person I couldn't beat. I tried more than a few times, and they whooped my rear end but good. This, naturally, was drat frustrating. So like any good sport, I started talking to the Jedi in question. I found out, over time, that the person on the other end was a girl. Then I found out, to my surprise, that they actually lived in my small town. (I had never told anyone where I lived, so it's not like my leg was being pulled here.) We got to talking outside of the game, and she turned out to be a really cute girl, who lived only about five minutes away from me. So what did I do? I called her up and arranged a meeting. Went over to her house and we hosed like rabbits. Cleaned up and left, never to see her again in person. The next day she IMed me in-game and wanted to meet up again. Now, SWG has a function where if a person has you on their friend-list, you can track them to their exact location. I kept her talking, tracked her down, ambushed her when she was alone, unarmed, and unprepared, and killed her rear end. Standing over her dead body, I said "I just don't think it's going to work out." and logged off. I later found out that this turn of events caused her to go insane and turn into a crazy coke-whore. I almost feel bad. |
#183
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I keep having to repeat this but really, poker and women go together like wine and cheese (if the cheese was moldy and the wine came in a box)
[ QUOTE ] I was a virgin when I went to college. I had dated a few girls in HS and early college, just never slept with any of them. I meant this girl (also a virgin) and we dated junior and senior year. We fell in love pretty quickly. We got along great and seemed to have a perfect relationship. Except, she wasn't too keen on the premarital sex. We tried a couple times throughout the years, but never got good at it because of roommates, etc., being at school. We messed around otherwise and I was still getting off, so that was never a problem. We got married in the summer of 2005 after six years of dating. The sex was decent at first, not great, but good for me. The wife didn't seem like she could get into easily and it got frustrating to me that she wasn't all that interested in it. Since that time, the sex has improved, but I'm still left wanting more. I'm getting off and I think she is occassionally too (she's never been a loud person at all), but I want it more often than she does and more passionate. I think I jumped into marriage too soon and did not experience other women enough. Never had a one-night stand, etc. I feel like I need that in my life. But I also don't want to be that guy. I still love my wife and want to be with her. I just want random sex I guess. How screwed am I or do I have an out for random hook-ups? [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I was playing NL in a casino w/ my g/f and she was stuck a bunch and really upset about it. My g/f raised in the blind after a bunch of ppl limped and we all called, I flopped bottom pair and raised her all-in after she bet and it folded to me. She folded and I felt bad, but not very b/c she makes six figures. [/ QUOTE ] |
#184
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At least this one wasn't this guy's fault [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [ QUOTE ] When i was 17 id only had my liscence for like 6 months..i was leaving wal mart in my small town in the middle of the afternoon...it was really sunny and i had to turn left and cross 3 lanes of traffic...the sun was in my eyes really bad and when i thought i had a clear spot i just floored it...i t-boned a woman who was appeared out of nowhere in the setting sun...i hit her hard...i remember a loud boom and i blacked out temporarily...when i woke up i saw her car turned over on its roof..i knew it was bad....the woman died...she was 7 months pregnant...she was the wife of a well known young doctor in our town...i was cleared of any criminal wrongdoing (after a lengthy investigation) and they have since put a traffic light at that intersection...i have not been behind the wheel of a vehicle since then...im 23 now...a piece of me died that afternoon with that woman and her unborn child...and not a small piece...my stories are true..my pain is real... [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] wow that's really tragic [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] |
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[ QUOTE ]
From the other forum; if this is true or not still pretty ownage STAR WARS/GIRLFRIEND Journalist of the Whills posted: I used to play Star Wars Galaxies, back when it was good. Yeah, let's all have a laugh at that. Done? Okay. I was one of the top three or so Bounty Hunters on my server. I don't mean to brag or anything, but I was not only known by basically everyone on the server, but was routinely referred to as "*Server name*'s Boba Fett". So yeah, I was pretty e-cool. You could probably go back there now a year or so later and mention me, and a lot of people would remember. Anyway. As a bounty hunter it was my job to hunt Jedi, because that's what the devs designed the class to do. Unfortunately, they also designed the Jedi to be super-powerful and almost unbeatable by a single player. Unless, of course, you were a kickass gun-slingin' bounty hunter like myself. "Oh great," you're thinking to yourself. "Some nerd is making a confession about an MMO." Well, not quite. See, there was this one Jedi who was pretty much the only person I couldn't beat. I tried more than a few times, and they whooped my rear end but good. This, naturally, was drat frustrating. So like any good sport, I started talking to the Jedi in question. I found out, over time, that the person on the other end was a girl. Then I found out, to my surprise, that they actually lived in my small town. (I had never told anyone where I lived, so it's not like my leg was being pulled here.) We got to talking outside of the game, and she turned out to be a really cute girl, who lived only about five minutes away from me. So what did I do? I called her up and arranged a meeting. Went over to her house and we hosed like rabbits. Cleaned up and left, never to see her again in person. The next day she IMed me in-game and wanted to meet up again. Now, SWG has a function where if a person has you on their friend-list, you can track them to their exact location. I kept her talking, tracked her down, ambushed her when she was alone, unarmed, and unprepared, and killed her rear end. Standing over her dead body, I said "I just don't think it's going to work out." and logged off. I later found out that this turn of events caused her to go insane and turn into a crazy coke-whore. I almost feel bad. [/ QUOTE ] This is just so [censored] weird. I think it's cool in a way and really really [censored] at the same time. Edit: I didn't read the last line until after I posted. This makes it not so cool just [censored]. At the same time though, it is evident this was going to happen to this girl regradless so w/e. |
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Re: BBV Anonymous Confessions
I was one of the original 150 beta testers for Star Wars Galaxies =P. The game is crap.
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Re: BBV Anonymous Confessions
I think the Star Wars one is my new favorite. From the sound of this guy, this was like his one chance to be with the perfect girl for him and he gave it up to kill her character in a game that he probably stopped playing a couple months later. People are [censored] nuts.
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I think the Star Wars one is my new favorite. From the sound of this guy, this was like his one chance to be with the perfect girl for him and he gave it up to kill her character in a game that he probably stopped playing a couple months later. People are [censored] nuts. [/ QUOTE ] Goes to show u to these guys there character's lives are >>>>important than real lives. |
#189
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this is forum drama, but it's hilarious and probably fake so who cares
[ QUOTE ] Adanthar, I am gay and out of the closet in the real world, but not on here. I don’t think I would be treated well if I came out on here that's why I don't. Anyway, I have a big crush on Slider. Could you post an anonymous love note from me to Slider? K thx. Slider, You are so totally hot. I have such a huge crush on you. You are way the hottest guy on 2p2. Ever since you posted the pics from your cruise last year I have been dreaming about what you look like naked. I'm sure you have the cutest bubble butt. I would soooo love to give you a blow job. It would be so much better than any girl u ever had. I have mad skills. I would deep throat you and suck on your balls and swallow your cum. I don’t care if you don’t have a big dick, I am not a size queen. I would so let you [censored] me. I haven’t been [censored] in like 5 years so I would be super tight. Please [censored] my ass yo. Love, Slider’s #1 Fan. [/ QUOTE ] |
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[ QUOTE ]
this is forum drama, but it's hilarious and probably fake so who cares [ QUOTE ] Adanthar, I am gay and out of the closet in the real world, but not on here. I don’t think I would be treated well if I came out on here that's why I don't. Anyway, I have a big crush on Slider. Could you post an anonymous love note from me to Slider? K thx. Slider, You are so totally hot. I have such a huge crush on you. You are way the hottest guy on 2p2. Ever since you posted the pics from your cruise last year I have been dreaming about what you look like naked. I'm sure you have the cutest bubble butt. I would soooo love to give you a blow job. It would be so much better than any girl u ever had. I have mad skills. I would deep throat you and suck on your balls and swallow your cum. I don’t care if you don’t have a big dick, I am not a size queen. I would so let you [censored] me. I haven’t been [censored] in like 5 years so I would be super tight. Please [censored] my ass yo. Love, Slider’s #1 Fan. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] AAAAAAhhahahahah rotfl |
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