All My Money Are Belong to Me (NC Thread)

[allintime333]

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I got sucked out on a hand not a big pot or anything drastic. I said 'nh' as usual cause it's just my thing.

Then someone said all this in chat and my head assploded

"don't tell him that"
"That was an awful hand by him"
"You don't want to let the fish think they are good"
"if they think they're good they'll stop re-loading"

WTF?

[/ QUOTE ] what is up that guys ass

[nerdking]

downswing kicking my ass. got the 50k FPP needed to get a 26" Sharp LCD tv from VIP FPP store. Taking a break from poker as I've been playing almost 2-6 hours a day every day for the last 10 months.

[censored] poker for a bit. I'm just gonna take a break and study theory and read and otherwise chill. I've gotten $1200 cashed out and a TV out of the $12 dollars I started with on Pokerstars last year. I still have approximately $1200 online, so I think it's time for a vacation.

[OziBattler]

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I got sucked out on a hand not a big pot or anything drastic. I said 'nh' as usual cause it's just my thing.

Then someone said all this in chat and my head assploded

"don't tell him that"
"That was an awful hand by him"
"You don't want to let the fish think they are good"
"if they think they're good they'll stop re-loading"

WTF?

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god dang new levels of retardedness.

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yep. this is ridic and obviously you should be saying nh every time this guy wins a pot because you know, Im sure he plays as awesome has he chats. zing.

you could also reply with "your sarcasm detector is broke" [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[Buzz-cp]

in yer nolimitz stillin yer stax

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.05/$0.10 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $12.55
BB: $17.70
UTG: $13.00
Hero (BTN): $21.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T (4 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $0.35</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $1.00</font>, SB calls $0.95, BB folds, UTG calls $0.65

Flop: ($3.10) 9 2 6 (3 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $3.10</font>, UTG folds, Hero calls $3.10

Turn: ($9.30) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets all-in for $8.45</font>, Hero calls $8.45

River: ($26.20) K (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $26.20 ($1 Rake)

SB had 7 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Sevens and Twos) and LOST (-$12.55)
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T (two pair, Tens and Twos) and WON (+$12.65)

[TehPokarKing]

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Here he is again, ima gunna start stalking this guy!! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Full Tilt 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: (4.50 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (3.25 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (5.25 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 7.25 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has 6h Qh (high card, king).
Hero has 9c Qs (one pair, nines).
Outcome: Hero wins 7.25 BB. </font>

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Dude this is expart. You clearly missed the Stox chapter on the queen high triple donk. He'll now destroy you with his metagame edge. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Zeldark]

<font color="white">I have come to realize that I suck at poker. Do I not handle variance? Or maybe, just maybe, I actually suck. My game is all wobbly. Fixable?</font>
Congrats dude!

[Buzz-cp]

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<font color="white">I have come to realize that I suck at poker. Do I not handle variance? Or maybe, just maybe, I actually suck. My game is all wobbly. Fixable?</font>
Congrats dude!

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deja vu?

[Wetdog]

prolly belongs in LOL but ...

An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile elderly lady.

He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the phone number was called.
4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate on himself and the ground.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which just goes to prove that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.

[Zeldark]

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<font color="white">I have come to realize that I suck at poker. Do I not handle variance? Or maybe, just maybe, I actually suck. My game is all wobbly. Fixable?</font>
Congrats dude!

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deja vu?

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Pretty close. Poker is sometimes just rough though. This I know.

[bravos1]

wow 6max is swingy... I'm prolly gonna post something regarding what I have seen since jumping back into 6max, but it may be a bit as I only have about 2300 hands in my new DB.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]