Ask Yugo Anything!!

[The Yugoslavian]

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u asking me? or yugo?

it was properly placed though, if thats what your wondering

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I was asking yugo.
When you do the "Ask Lacky anything" thread I'll ask you too. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]


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You better wait until he's really really drunk...then he'll tell you all these stories from when he was a kid doing really boring...wait...n/m, just ask Gramps, Lacky shouldn't do an "ask me anything" thread, [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img].

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I view in flat mode and I just used the quick reply box.
I've never checked to see where that puts the messages.


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Yeah I dunno either. I use quick reply a ton but of course for this thread I am personalizing all my posts!!! So it's "quote" feature every time baby, lol.

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Yugo: Did you ever injure youself in an amusing way as a kid?

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Actually in like 5th grade I was playing three flies out (up?)...umm...ok I have no idea if that's what it's called, [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]. But it's the game where one dude chucks a football way into the air and a bunch of idiots run around and try to catch it. That game! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

So I was playing that as one of the idiots....we were playing with a nerf football....so pretty soft. Anyway I ran over to one of the throws and probably straight armed some poor idiot out of my way but still wasn't quite close enough to catch the ball. Therefore I had the brilliant idea to hold out one arm and tip the ball up in the air so I could then catch it and be world champ!

So I hold out my hand and somehow get the angle really weird so it hits me directly in the center of my palm with all pressure/force going straight through my arm. Next thing I know I'm on the ground and basically moaning in pain, [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]. Later my friends would "politely" inform me that it looked like I was trying to have gay sex with the ground, [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img].

Turns out I had fractured my arm and had to wear a cast for quite a while. The most annoying thing was I couldn't play two hand touch football (I was *way* into football back then - I was the first one to actually play it at my private k-8 school....before me they didn't even have footballs just like round balls for pussy games...oh wait, I also brought legos to my school, damn they shoulda erected a fukkkin statue of me!!). Instead I'd shout at people from the sideline about how they needed to cover their man/read the defense/etc. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

So I dunno it was amusing to everyone else.....but it probably qualifies for your question, [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img].

The coolest thing I ever did when I was a kid is eat my tests in kindergarten.....those tests were the nuts if you were hungry and bored!!! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Yugoslav

[The Yugoslavian]

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Why do you play so low as the 55 speeds and what is your ROI at this level?

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This is the level I play with a 3k bankroll my friend.

My ROI? I dunno like ~10% over not a ton (1k? maybe? - yeah so it means pretty much nothing). I didn't play many STTs until recently on the new structure so meh. The cool thing is every HH of mine I review looks better and better!

Yugoslav

[The Yugoslavian]

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Bonus Question:
I'll have the privilege of finally meeting Jay this weekend. We have ample time Saturday afternoon/evening...and access to basically everything (including an indian casino with limit games). As a fellow west coast'r - and knowing him as you do...any activities you'd like to suggest?

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I have an idea [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]Why don't the two of you track down Cleinen; then make a pool on which one actually dies of boredom first [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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Harsh

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You wanna know what's worse cleinen? SFB brought this joke up at lunch today....which means he pretty much thinks it's his best material since the last time we talked with was maybe a week.

How is THAT for harsh!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Yugoslav
PS he liked it b/c it was a triple whammy, he got to imply that all three of you were going to be boring or something...he seems to love these jokes that make fun of several ppl of the same time, [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img].

[The Yugoslavian]

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Do you think suzzer should bring back the donkeywoman?

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F no. I remember sending him pms about how he needed to get rid of it b/c people were clutter *my* pm box complaining about it, [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img].

I guess if he really wants he can bring back that dumb unicorn though.....that wasn't so bad I suppose...

Yugoslav

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Doing my part to pad that post count(for both of us)!

1. Randy Foye or Brandon Roy?

2. Any advice for enhancing my e-penis?

3. I'm currently applying for a lot of jobs. When I list "PWNED World Champ from STTFHUCII in STTFHUCI," they don't seem to be impressed. What the hell?

[Slim Pickens]

Who's a bigger dork: durron or me?

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How come no one has started a July results thread yet? I've got a disgusting graph I can't wait to show everybody, but don't want to be the lamewad who actually starts the thread. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[pergesu]

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Who's a bigger dork: durron or me?

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Wow. Durron and it is soooooooooooo not close.

[pergesu]

You're the world champ, so you can basically get people to do anything. Can you get bellytimbo to do a "ask bellytimbo anything" thread on Dec. 8th? It'd be the nuts.

[The Yugoslavian]

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Doing my part to pad that post count(for both of us)!

1. Randy Foye or Brandon Roy?

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To be honest I get these guys completely confused b/c their names rhyme and the Twolves sort of picked both of them. Whoever the Twolves got (foye?) must be the worse of the two.....it's mchale science, [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].

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2. Any advice for enhancing my e-penis?


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Post a blog about how you crush the 109s ..... use witticisms such as "but k...I'm WORLD CHAMP!" or "I always win at 109s but can't at 215s....so dumb....I'm huge loser."

Also respond to a ton of posts with your play without reasoning and always be prepared to quickly respond if ur wrong by saying you misread or were disconnected from 2p2 or your posting buttons disappeared.

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3. I'm currently applying for a lot of jobs. When I list "PWNED World Champ from STTFHUCII in STTFHUCI," they don't seem to be impressed. What the hell?

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The player you defeated at STTFHUCI was dead money....the player you never played in STTFHUCII was God incarnate.

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Yugoslav