SSNL [cheese] thread: NOV 2007 (nc)

[theplux]

local poker guy. hes so sick. hes running at 36-31 lawl
http://forum.pokercollectif.com/atta...p;d=1194617301

[Imrahil]

Beat: Fileted my finger tonight cutting the white stuff out of red peppers
Double Beat: fainted
brag: no stitches I believe

[PartysOver]

This doesnt really deserve it's own thread, villain is ZeK

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

MrteddyKGB: $541.05
Hero (BB): $203
UTG: $57.35
MP: $274.10
CO: $238.25
BTN: $201

Pre-Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
2 folds, CO calls $2, BTN folds, MrteddyKGB calls $1, Hero checks

Flop: ($6) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">MrteddyKGB bets $4</font>, Hero calls $4, CO calls $4

Turn: ($18) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">MrteddyKGB bets $12</font>, Hero calls $12, CO calls $12

River: ($54) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">MrteddyKGB bets $40</font>, 2 folds

Results: $54 Pot ($2.65 Rake)
MrteddyKGB mucked and WON $51.35 (+$33.35 NET)

edit/
1) Fold flop? (seriously)
2) Raise/fold turn?
3) do i ever call this river?

[orange]

lol you fainted im? weeaaaaak

[Imrahil]

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lol you fainted im? weeaaaaak

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I know. I gave blood last year and I got really light headed and almost fainted. It really sucks imo.

[kabouter]

I swear to god everest poker is rigged, I've been dominating the tables, hitting sets like their is no tomorrow, yet I managed to lose 5buyins. I never got any money in behind.

I got it on a 48Jr board with 88, obviously the other guy put me on a bluf and thought it was necessary to shove with JT for 100xbb I snap called, only to see a 9 and a Q

AK ai pf&lt; AQo
KK&lt;JJ

One hand where I 3bet with AK on the button, guy oop calls, K on the flop with 2 blanks I pot, he calls, I pot the turn, he calls, river completes the flush, he checks, I check. And he turns over the T6s for a flush

The only hand that I played terribly was the one where I called 130xbb preflop with JJ, but then again the guy was open shoving one out of 3 hands he had AJ this time though, so yeah it wasn't that bad a call.

But I totally had it with this stupid site, I'm gonna grind one more hour, and then I'll probably throw my pc out of the window.

Edit: make that 6 bi's, just closed my tables just after these 2 hands happened:

AT I raise the limpers, one guy calls:

Flop= T94r
I bet he calls, turn is a 4, I bet he rr allin, I call he shows KJo, river is a Q

Another hand against the same flush guy from before:

I bet with KT, he calls
Flop T84r, I bet he calls
Turn is a 9, he checks, I check
River is a blank, obviously the retarded monkey has QJ again.

I mean nice and all that they are donks, but if they hit each and every #@%^@#^@@ 2 outer I'd rather play against the tags

Am I the only one who feels this way about everest? I mean if it wasn't rigged why isn't everybody playing there.. Then again I'll probably be playing again tomorrow, like a real gambling addict, you have the feeling that they won't suck out on you next time...

[manupod]

Just played a session where I took 3 awesome beats:

K7 v 63 K73...45
22 v T9 KQ25...J
33 v AA 382...45

(dots indicate where the money went in)

and I think there was a .3% chance I would lose all 3. Siiiiiiiiiick

[KLJ]

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This doesnt really deserve it's own thread, villain is ZeK

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

MrteddyKGB: $541.05
Hero (BB): $203
UTG: $57.35
MP: $274.10
CO: $238.25
BTN: $201

Pre-Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
2 folds, CO calls $2, BTN folds, MrteddyKGB calls $1, Hero checks

Flop: ($6) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">MrteddyKGB bets $4</font>, Hero calls $4, CO calls $4

Turn: ($18) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">MrteddyKGB bets $12</font>, Hero calls $12, CO calls $12

River: ($54) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">MrteddyKGB bets $40</font>, 2 folds

Results: $54 Pot ($2.65 Rake)
MrteddyKGB mucked and WON $51.35 (+$33.35 NET)

edit/
1) Fold flop? (seriously)
2) Raise/fold turn?
3) do i ever call this river?

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why cant he have one of the many hands you beat? as well as maybe a heart draw?

[LearnedfromTV]

WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS WITH AK IN RERAISED POTS

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($211.40)
Hero ($647.45)
Button ($187)
SB ($232.85)
BB ($200)
UTG ($106.70)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls $2, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $8</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $28</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, UTG folds, MP calls $20.

Flop: ($61) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
MP checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($61) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP bets $26</font>, Hero calls $26.

River: ($113) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP bets $52</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $593.45</font>, MP calls $105.40 (All-In).

Final Pot: $427.80

Results below:
MP has Jc Qc (straight, ace high).
Hero has As Kh (two pair, aces and kings).
Outcome: Hero wins $436.05. MP wins $427.80.

[LearnedfromTV]

Not a bad beat post. This month, I've now lost to QJ three times and KK once on this (practically) exact board, and every time I felt like a retard because even though opponent has few outs I am doing nothing but letting him see them cheap because every hand that will put more money in behind will call the god damn turn raise/shove.