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View Poll Results: Which has been JaBlue's most embarrassing OP to date?
The one where he almost throws a jar of piss at a car 1 2.17%
The one where he can't be bothered to go to a funeral even though it means a lot to his dad 28 60.87%
The one where he wants to let snakes loose in a theater 2 4.35%
The one where he tells his grandmother to go [censored] herself 13 28.26%
Other (please specify) 2 4.35%
Voters: 46. You may not vote on this poll

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  #1791  
Old 09-21-2007, 03:08 AM
bpc009 bpc009 is offline
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Default Re: ***SSNL LIFE THREAD***

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i had an 11 inch cut [censored] this cant type worth a [censored]. 12 stiches, you could see my tendon moving pretty cool stuff.

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pics please!
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Old 09-21-2007, 03:09 AM
Fonkey123 Fonkey123 is offline
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Default Re: ***SSNL LIFE THREAD***

my as well xpost this

Kind of on topic. If someone wants to buy me a macbook pro, I'll ship them online monies for it. Obv will be escrowed.

PM me.
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Old 09-21-2007, 04:46 AM
Unknown Soldier Unknown Soldier is offline
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Default Re: ***SSNL LIFE THREAD***

advertiser rings you...
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Old 09-21-2007, 05:02 AM
Unknown Soldier Unknown Soldier is offline
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Default Re: ***SSNL LIFE THREAD***

im sooooo bored

i played rick astely, she rang again so i played lionel richie "hello" to her. you know you're bored when you do stuff like that!
  #1795  
Old 09-21-2007, 05:12 AM
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Default Re: ***SSNL LIFE THREAD***

tournaments are dumb again, 19th good for like $5700 but i want that damn big score.

Seat 1: The Camel (1966260 in chips)
Seat 2: puffinmypurp (1215136 in chips)
Seat 4: Qcity1 (1346480 in chips)
Seat 7: ruthan (2262436 in chips)
Seat 8: el_klonkador (761300 in chips)
Seat 9: TwistedEcho (420880 in chips)
The Camel: posts the ante 2500
puffinmypurp: posts the ante 2500
Qcity1: posts the ante 2500
ruthan: posts the ante 2500
el_klonkador: posts the ante 2500
TwistedEcho: posts the ante 2500
Qcity1: posts small blind 12500
ruthan: posts big blind 25000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TwistedEcho [Jc Jh]
el_klonkador: folds
TwistedEcho: raises 36000 to 61000
The Camel: folds
puffinmypurp: folds
Qcity1: folds
ruthan: calls 36000
*** FLOP *** [6s Td 9c]
ruthan: checks
TwistedEcho: bets 85000
ruthan: raises 90000 to 175000
TwistedEcho: raises 182380 to 357380 and is all-in
ruthan: calls 182380
*** TURN *** [6s Td 9c] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [6s Td 9c 6h] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ruthan: shows [Jd Qd] (a straight, Nine to King)
TwistedEcho: shows [Jc Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
ruthan collected 864260 from pot
  #1796  
Old 09-21-2007, 05:13 AM
keikiwai keikiwai is offline
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Default Re: ***SSNL LIFE THREAD***

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tournaments are dumb again, 19th good for like $5700 but i want that damn big score.

Seat 1: The Camel (1966260 in chips)
Seat 2: puffinmypurp (1215136 in chips)
Seat 4: Qcity1 (1346480 in chips)
Seat 7: ruthan (2262436 in chips)
Seat 8: el_klonkador (761300 in chips)
Seat 9: TwistedEcho (420880 in chips)
The Camel: posts the ante 2500
puffinmypurp: posts the ante 2500
Qcity1: posts the ante 2500
ruthan: posts the ante 2500
el_klonkador: posts the ante 2500
TwistedEcho: posts the ante 2500
Qcity1: posts small blind 12500
ruthan: posts big blind 25000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TwistedEcho [Jc Jh]
el_klonkador: folds
TwistedEcho: raises 36000 to 61000
The Camel: folds
puffinmypurp: folds
Qcity1: folds
ruthan: calls 36000
*** FLOP *** [6s Td 9c]
ruthan: checks
TwistedEcho: bets 85000
ruthan: raises 90000 to 175000
TwistedEcho: raises 182380 to 357380 and is all-in
ruthan: calls 182380
*** TURN *** [6s Td 9c] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [6s Td 9c 6h] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ruthan: shows [Jd Qd] (a straight, Nine to King)
TwistedEcho: shows [Jc Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
ruthan collected 864260 from pot

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[X] not emo enough for life thread
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Old 09-21-2007, 05:14 AM
TwistedEcho TwistedEcho is offline
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Default Re: ***SSNL LIFE THREAD***

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tournaments are dumb again, 19th good for like $5700 but i want that damn big score.

Seat 1: The Camel (1966260 in chips)
Seat 2: puffinmypurp (1215136 in chips)
Seat 4: Qcity1 (1346480 in chips)
Seat 7: ruthan (2262436 in chips)
Seat 8: el_klonkador (761300 in chips)
Seat 9: TwistedEcho (420880 in chips)
The Camel: posts the ante 2500
puffinmypurp: posts the ante 2500
Qcity1: posts the ante 2500
ruthan: posts the ante 2500
el_klonkador: posts the ante 2500
TwistedEcho: posts the ante 2500
Qcity1: posts small blind 12500
ruthan: posts big blind 25000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TwistedEcho [Jc Jh]
el_klonkador: folds
TwistedEcho: raises 36000 to 61000
The Camel: folds
puffinmypurp: folds
Qcity1: folds
ruthan: calls 36000
*** FLOP *** [6s Td 9c]
ruthan: checks
TwistedEcho: bets 85000
ruthan: raises 90000 to 175000
TwistedEcho: raises 182380 to 357380 and is all-in
ruthan: calls 182380
*** TURN *** [6s Td 9c] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [6s Td 9c 6h] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ruthan: shows [Jd Qd] (a straight, Nine to King)
TwistedEcho: shows [Jc Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
ruthan collected 864260 from pot

[/ QUOTE ]

[X] not emo enough for life thread

[/ QUOTE ]

oops wrong thread!
  #1798  
Old 09-21-2007, 09:29 AM
EMc EMc is offline
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Default Re: ***SSNL LIFE THREAD***

I was cockblocked last night by a gay (no offense kolo) frat last night. WTF?

On the plus side my friend brought a girl home last night, he goes to her at 530am when shes getting ready for round 2 "Listen, stop talking, you can stay, but I just wanna sleep."
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Old 09-21-2007, 10:49 AM
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Default Re: ***SSNL LIFE THREAD***

i took pics on my phone, ill see if i can x-fer over. last night was brutal, the pain started coming full blast.

i was such an idiot... bus dropped me off near my dorms, newly put fence was there. instead of walking around for 20 minutes, i decide to jump this chain link fence (two to be exact). i fell from the first one and cut my hand bad, blood spewed everywhere.

then i had to climb another fence after that...that blew. embarressing to tell ppl why i hurt my hand- give me some nice stories to tell- i have one (where a drunk hobo slashed me).

aaaaaand that paragraph took me about 5 minutes to type. [censored] me
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Old 09-21-2007, 11:25 AM
4_2_it 4_2_it is offline
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Default Re: ***SSNL LIFE THREAD***

orange,

You cut your hand saving a puppy from Bad Newz Kennels.
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