I stabbed someone during a poker game

[Hoi Polloi]

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I just wanted to make him suffer, man i hope i dont go to jail. My parents dont even know what happened. If they did i would get analed, and yelled at.

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You *stab* a douche bag over a <$100 bad beat and you're worried about your parents *yelling* at you? Are you for real?

Things seem somewhat out of perspective here.

[townsendisadonk]

of course this is not true. are there anyone who believes this? he half-stabs a man, and his multimillionaire cousin pays bail while he s stabbing they guy for 80 dollars btw.

but these nuances make this [censored] so funny.

[Lurker.]

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of course this is not true. are there anyone who believes this? he half-stabs a man, and his multimillionaire cousin pays bail while he s stabbing they guy for 80 dollars btw.

but these nuances make this [censored] so funny.

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someone just ban this guy.

[ECWGuy420]

[catcher193]

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[wpr101]

bump for good measure.

[smittymatt]

results?

[inside??]

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Hero is dealt AA - Aggravated Assault

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nh

metagame

[wpr101]

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metagame

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Good point. Villian's will be much less likely to showdown or bluff a hand if they know hero is capable of stabbing.