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Old 08-29-2007, 08:50 AM
Sharagoz Sharagoz is offline
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I'm basically a hopeless romantic, and fiercely monogamistic. The latter ruined this threesome relationship I was engaged in with these 2 bisexual girls. One of them was so broken up about it that she doesn't even want to talk to me ever again.
I just wanted to be friends [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Level?
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  #172  
Old 08-29-2007, 08:51 AM
Fast Food Knight Fast Food Knight is offline
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Default Re: what\'s your excuse for being single?

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Why am I single?

Because the girl I gave up my job for and moved across the country with decided that it wasn't going to work out 3 weeks after the move. Thanks for the reminder, [censored].

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Aaaand the truth comes out. Jesus man, I'd be really [censored] bitter.
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Old 08-29-2007, 09:23 AM
dchz dchz is offline
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Default Re: what\'s your excuse for being single?

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- extremely hot hookers (eastern-European and/or Russian, 18-20 years old, €50 per half hour) for the sex

- cleaning lady to keep the house tidy

- restaurants for food

- no nagging


Why wouldnt I be single ?

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how many STDs do you have now?

also is it mean or does that seem like a cheap hooker for american standards?

also how much does the cleaning lady cost?

and isn't restaurant food expensive in the UK?
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Old 08-29-2007, 09:27 AM
Fast Food Knight Fast Food Knight is offline
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Default Re: what\'s your excuse for being single?

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This whole thread turned out to be a bit sad actually. I feel for you guys, I really do. Oh well, off to get laid now.

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Be sure to loofah!
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Old 08-29-2007, 09:36 AM
luckyjimm luckyjimm is offline
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Default Re: what\'s your excuse for being single?

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- extremely hot hookers (eastern-European and/or Russian, 18-20 years old, €50 per half hour) for the sex

- cleaning lady to keep the house tidy

- restaurants for food

- no nagging


Why wouldnt I be single ?

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how many STDs do you have now?

also is it mean or does that seem like a cheap hooker for american standards?

also how much does the cleaning lady cost?

and isn't restaurant food expensive in the UK?

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Yes, but he isn't in the UK.

Clue here - Loc: Eindhoven Netherlands
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Old 08-29-2007, 10:05 AM
Droogie Droogie is offline
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Default Re: what\'s your excuse for being single?

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- extremely hot hookers (eastern-European and/or Russian, 18-20 years old, €50 per half hour) for the sex

- cleaning lady to keep the house tidy

- restaurants for food

- no nagging


Why wouldnt I be single ?

[/ QUOTE ]

how many STDs do you have now?

also is it mean or does that seem like a cheap hooker for american standards?

also how much does the cleaning lady cost?

and isn't restaurant food expensive in the UK?

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Yes, but he isn't in the UK.

Clue here - Loc: Eindhoven Netherlands

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LOL Eindhoven [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] I think what he meant to say was: There are no decent women in my city.

Huge beat living there too... but you probably work for 'de gloeilampen'.
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Old 08-29-2007, 02:05 PM
johnnylovescandy johnnylovescandy is offline
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if four gender reassignment surgeries has taught me anything, it's to stop making excuses, regardless of how many times my gash has been spackled in and my nub replaced...
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Old 08-29-2007, 02:13 PM
mmbt0ne mmbt0ne is offline
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Default Re: what\'s your excuse for being single?

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Why am I single?

Because the girl I gave up my job for and moved across the country with decided that it wasn't going to work out 3 weeks after the move. Thanks for the reminder, [censored].

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Aaaand the truth comes out. Jesus man, I'd be really [censored] bitter.

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Well, here's how it is.

There's really no point in being bitter and whiny about it. Clearly it sucked a lot for me. It goes in cycles, sometimes it's no big deal, sometimes it hurts a ton. But, if I go being a dick about all I've done is give her some sort of justification that she shouldn't have been dating me anyway.
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Old 08-29-2007, 02:57 PM
kyleb kyleb is offline
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Quite true, mmbt0ne.

Oh well. You can always work for me! How do you like Seattle?
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Old 08-29-2007, 03:24 PM
Jay Riall Jay Riall is offline
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Default Re: what\'s your excuse for being single?

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Because I have >10K posts on an internet site in <2 years.

Oh wait I'm dating a chick now. LOL @ you single losers! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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I have more posts in less time than you and am also seeing someone! Geeks get girls obv!

Also I challenge OOT to find someone with more posts per day than me, its actually pretty depressing to think about.
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