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#172
08-24-2007, 02:17 PM
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Re: The mark of the douchebag
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Wearing sunglasses indoors [/ QUOTE ] I'd say this is a sometimes thing. If I'm in a rush I just don't care about taking my glasses on and off. Also, same thing if I'm stoned. It's slightly more undercover than glaring red eyes. [ QUOTE ] People who still have Kerry/Edwards stickers on their car [/ QUOTE ] I still have mine up, but not because I'm being a d-bag, it's because I don't have another sticker to put on it and don't want to rip the paint off my bumper. Mostly laziness. [ QUOTE ] If girls can be douches, then it's big sunglasses. [/ QUOTE ] Apparently 75% of all girls are douches, who knew? BTW I think big glasses on girls looks hot. 
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#175
08-24-2007, 02:33 PM
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Re: The mark of the douchebag
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Strong indicators of someone being a d-bag: 1. A guy wearing super-super ridiculously tight t-shirts (even if he's ripped) 2. Sunglasses on top of the head (someone already mentioned this but I think this is the #1 dead giveaway of douchebaggery) 3. Guys wearing sleaveless shirts to the cardroom. 4. A man with a nipple piercing. 5. Anyone who brags about how much money they have. 6. Guys who talk down to people in the service industry for no reason. 7. Some hardass walking down the street like he's carrying two suitcases. 8. Anyone that has a sticker on their vehicle of "Calvin" pissing on anything. 9. Any internet toughguy is guaranteed to be a real life douche. 10. Tablecoaches [/ QUOTE ] This is an excellent list. [/ QUOTE ] Wrong. Things that are NOT good douchebag indicators: 1. Somebody being a douchebag. If they're just overtly being a douchebag, you don't need an indictator, now, do you? 2. Some random thing some guy did once that was douchey. [/ QUOTE ] 11. Nittish behavior on the internets?
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#177
08-24-2007, 02:38 PM
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Re: The mark of the douchebag
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guys who lean on the urinal divider while they take a piss. Just saw this one before lunch. [/ QUOTE ] Old dudes do this all of the time - I assume it's a balance issue, and I can understand that. But there are a few guys in my office that do this, one of them leans forward on the wall with both arms. You walk into the bathroom and it's just a big WTF?!?!
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#178
08-24-2007, 02:42 PM
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Re: The mark of the douchebag
I'm generally more perturbed by the guys who pee with their hands on their hips. I even had a professor who did the no hands thing but put his elbows up on the dividers on both sides. It was so creepy, but he was cool so it became part of his legend.
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#179
08-24-2007, 02:44 PM
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Re: The mark of the douchebag
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[ QUOTE ] guys who lean on the urinal divider while they take a piss. Just saw this one before lunch. [/ QUOTE ] Old dudes do this all of the time - I assume it's a balance issue, and I can understand that. But there are a few guys in my office that do this, one of them leans forward on the wall with both arms. You walk into the bathroom and it's just a big WTF?!?! [/ QUOTE ] if you're old or drunk, then fine, but this guy was like 25 or 30 and it was noon at work so I don't think he's got a buzz working yet.
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#180
08-24-2007, 02:45 PM
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Re: The mark of the douchebag
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[ QUOTE ] guys who lean on the urinal divider while they take a piss. Just saw this one before lunch. [/ QUOTE ] Old dudes do this all of the time - I assume it's a balance issue, and I can understand that. But there are a few guys in my office that do this, one of them leans forward on the wall with both arms. You walk into the bathroom and it's just a big WTF?!?! [/ QUOTE ] yep, we have one of those too. How bout people who take a deuce and don't wash their hands. Douchy or just plain disgusting?
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