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If I had the option, I would castrate Bill Frist with a pair of rusty scissors....dull one's at that 24 48.98%
or, you could staple his ears together across his forehead (they'll stretch), then stick a twelve gauge up his piss hole and pull the trigger (double barrell buckshot, no less) 25 51.02%
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Old 09-13-2007, 10:04 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

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I'd play, but the tournament started an hour ago

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Item #3 obv. I'm not good with days.

Happy birfday.
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Old 09-13-2007, 10:05 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

WELL THAT WAS THE GAYEST THING EVER


I better have at least lasted longer than keikiekeia
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Old 09-13-2007, 10:05 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

god i hate this game

Dealt to markder [Qd Ad Ac 5c]
markder: raises 300 to 600
Y0da.: folds
ZOMGdonk: folds
HeroInBlack: raises 300 to 900
bonoedge: raises 300 to 1200
Betting is capped
atazahn: folds
Snoman13: folds
markder: calls 600
HeroInBlack: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [Ah 4c 5s]
markder: checks
HeroInBlack: checks
bonoedge: bets 300
markder: raises 300 to 600
HeroInBlack: calls 116 and is all-in
bonoedge: calls 300
*** TURN *** [Ah 4c 5s] [2s]
markder: bets 600
bonoedge: calls 600
*** RIVER *** [Ah 4c 5s 2s] [9s]
markder: bets 600
bonoedge: calls 250 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
markder: shows [Qd Ad Ac 5c] (HI: three of a kind, Aces)
bonoedge: shows [8c As 6d 6s] (HI: a flush, Ace high; LO: 6,5,4,2,A)
bonoedge collected 1334 from side pot
bonoedge collected 1334 from side pot
HeroInBlack: shows [Kc 4h Kh 3s] (HI: a straight, Ace to Five; LO: 5,4,3,2,A)
bonoedge collected 2199 from main pot
HeroInBlack collected 2199 from main pot
HeroInBlack said, "damn if that wasn't rigged"
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Old 09-13-2007, 10:06 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

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Happy birfday.

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TYTY, very good runs are helping with that
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Old 09-13-2007, 10:06 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

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WELL THAT WAS THE GAYEST THING EVER


I better have at least lasted longer than keikiekeia

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in horse and plo yeah

how you doin in the nlhe?
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Old 09-13-2007, 10:08 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

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Quicksilvre: noooooo they broke up table 9
Dealer: Player ZOMGdonk has requested TIME
Fleecey: ZOMG
Fleecey: UR ON MY OTHER TABLE
Fleecey: OH NOES
Quicksilvre: ah yes...hi there
Dealer: ZOMGdonk, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Quicksilvre: if you weren't there you simply wouldn't understand


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Old 09-13-2007, 10:08 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

ship

PokerStars Game #12044191496: Tournament #61016944, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/09/13 - 22:06:45 (ET)
Table '61016944 7' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ICuRaRook (2030 in chips)
Seat 3: burns1986 (1983 in chips)
Seat 4: tilt_donkey (3410 in chips)
Seat 5: meleader2 (1380 in chips)
Seat 6: Admooooooo (8135 in chips)
Seat 7: BadAfro (3322 in chips)
Seat 8: Butcho22 (1163 in chips)
Seat 9: Artsemis (3070 in chips)
burns1986: posts small blind 50
tilt_donkey: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tilt_donkey [Qc As]
meleader2: folds
Admooooooo: folds
BadAfro: raises 3222 to 3322 and is all-in
Butcho22: folds
Artsemis: folds
ICuRaRook: folds
burns1986: folds
tilt_donkey: calls 3222
*** FLOP *** [Th Jh 2c]
*** TURN *** [Th Jh 2c] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [Th Jh 2c 7c] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tilt_donkey: shows [Qc As] (a pair of Deuces)
BadAfro: shows [9c Qd] (a pair of Deuces - lower kicker)
tilt_donkey collected 6694 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6694 | Rake 0
Board [Th Jh 2c 7c 2s]
Seat 1: ICuRaRook (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: burns1986 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: tilt_donkey (big blind) showed [Qc As] and won (6694) with a pair of Deuces
Seat 5: meleader2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Admooooooo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: BadAfro showed [9c Qd] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 8: Butcho22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Artsemis folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Old 09-13-2007, 10:10 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

BIRFDAY IS RUINED

PokerStars Game #12044213343: Tournament #61016944, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/09/13 - 22:07:59 (ET)
Table '61016944 4' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 2: atlwindsurf (1645 in chips)
Seat 3: Quicksilvre (7150 in chips)
Seat 4: on_thg (1840 in chips)
Seat 5: atazahn (5050 in chips)
Seat 6: bluto392 (2910 in chips)
Seat 7: Fleecey (2830 in chips)
Seat 8: IcarusJam (3750 in chips)
Seat 9: TeamSquirtle (7795 in chips)
IcarusJam: posts small blind 50
TeamSquirtle: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Quicksilvre [Kd Ad]
atlwindsurf: folds
Quicksilvre: raises 300 to 400
on_thg: raises 1440 to 1840 and is all-in
atazahn: folds
bluto392: folds
Fleecey: folds
IcarusJam: folds
TeamSquirtle: folds
Quicksilvre: calls 1440
*** FLOP *** [7s Ah 2d]
*** TURN *** [7s Ah 2d] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [7s Ah 2d 3s] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Quicksilvre: shows [Kd Ad] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
on_thg: shows [4d 5d] (a straight, Ace to Five)
TeamSquirtle said, "expert shove"
on_thg collected 3830 from pot
Quicksilvre said, "arrrgh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3830 | Rake 0
Board [7s Ah 2d 3s Ks]
Seat 2: atlwindsurf folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Quicksilvre showed [Kd Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 4: on_thg showed [4d 5d] and won (3830) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 5: atazahn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: bluto392 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Fleecey (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: IcarusJam (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: TeamSquirtle (big blind) folded before Flop
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Old 09-13-2007, 10:10 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

its all skill

PokerStars Game #12044161604: Tournament #61017973, $5.00+$0.50 Omaha Pot Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/09/13 - 22:05:04 (ET)
Table '61017973 6' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Admooooooo (2035 in chips)
Seat 2: atazahn (1405 in chips)
Seat 3: jack492505 (1100 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: Marl0 (11666 in chips)
Seat 5: FoChizzle (1560 in chips)
Seat 6: Insane Steve (4150 in chips)
Seat 8: Writer777 (4130 in chips)
Seat 9: burns1986 (2260 in chips)
Insane Steve: posts small blind 50
Writer777: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to burns1986 [Ad Kd Th 8c]
Marl0 said, "jhh?"
FoChizzle said, "HELL NAW"
burns1986: raises 250 to 350
Admooooooo: folds
Marl0 said, "bounty on admo's head amirite"
FoChizzle said, "there was in the HORSE THOUGH"
atazahn: calls 350
jack492505: folds
Marl0: folds
FoChizzle: raises 1200 to 1550
Insane Steve: folds
Writer777 said, "I am so bored"
FoChizzle said, "lol"
Writer777: raises 2580 to 4130 and is all-in
burns1986: calls 1910 and is all-in
atazahn: calls 1055 and is all-in
FoChizzle: calls 10 and is all-in
burns1986 said, "GAMBOOOOOOOOOOOOL"
FoChizzle said, "ACTION"
Writer777 said, "let's do this"
*** FLOP *** [Tc Qs 2h]
Marl0 said, "is admo chat banned or is he trying to tilt me"
Marl0 said, "LOL"
*** TURN *** [Tc Qs 2h] [4d]
Writer777 said, "5555555555555"
Marl0 said, "awsome"
*** RIVER *** [Tc Qs 2h 4d] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Writer777: shows [As 5c 6s 5d] (two pair, Tens and Fives)
burns1986: shows [Ad Kd Th 8c] (three of a kind, Tens)
Marl0 said, "LOOOL"
burns1986 collected 1400 from side pot-2
FoChizzle: shows [Jc Ac Kh Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
Writer777 said, "I am out"
burns1986 collected 465 from side pot-1
atazahn: shows [6d Ah 8d 9s] (a pair of Tens)
burns1986 said, "SHIP"
Marl0 said, "10 ball 1 time"
Writer777 said, "peace"
burns1986 collected 5670 from main pot
Marl0 said, "LAWLAWLAWLAWLAWL"
Marl0 said, "nh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7535 Main pot 5670. Side pot-1 465. Side pot-2 1400. | Rake 0
Board [Tc Qs 2h 4d Ts]
Seat 1: Admooooooo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: atazahn showed [6d Ah 8d 9s] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 3: jack492505 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Marl0 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: FoChizzle (button) showed [Jc Ac Kh Jh] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Tens
Seat 6: Insane Steve (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Writer777 (big blind) showed [As 5c 6s 5d] and lost with two pair, Tens and Fives
Seat 9: burns1986 showed [Ad Kd Th 8c] and won (7535) with three of a kind, Tens
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Old 09-13-2007, 10:10 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

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WELL THAT WAS THE GAYEST THING EVER


I better have at least lasted longer than keikiekeia

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in horse and plo yeah

how you doin in the nlhe?

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busto

But ship the 20 from kiwi again woot.


Im actually tilted right now after playing 3 of these at once. LOL [censored] DONKAMENTS.
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