*OFFICIAL* Sexytime Containment Thread

[Georgia Avenue]

I also dont and never did have a fun, cool, understanding and levelheaded woman backing me up. Sounds like Frank's got it made, I aint hating on marriage. Just my (and Baloosh's) evil devilcu*nts.

Btw I saw the actual Frank on the street in dc and i was all LOL SUP BRO and he was like wtf.

[Baloosh]

Who's Frank?

To get this thread back on track, GA we require TRs throughout the weekend. Blackout drunken posting is not advised, unless it's a monumental brag: They're too hard to decipher.

(Which we fully expect them to be)

[Georgia Avenue]

haha ok I'll try. Frank is 42_it.

Saturday night I'm going to a buddies wedding and we all know there's a high % chance of strange at any event of that nature.

So check this text exchange out:

The vegan chick I've been rodgering (whom I was going to cancel my friday date with) writes me last night:

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Cant remember, did you say you wanted to hang out tomorrow

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rofl sure she cant remember.
i reply

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i do but i've got batchelor party BS to go to-- rain check?

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coldblooded i know but i gots to keep em in line imo.

her response

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Sure. I will be in DC sun. Call you then.

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Hmmm, difficulty. She's either going to be clingy, bitchy or maybe she just wants more turkeyneck...hard to say. I didnt respond cuz I was on a date, but man, she's crossing the line inviting herself over right?

Sad, but I may have to bring down the AX.

[Baloosh]

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haha ok I'll try. Frank is 42_it.

Saturday night I'm going to a buddies wedding and we all know there's a high % chance of strange at any event of that nature.

So check this text exchange out:

girl drama

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Yeah, definitely sounds like she's REALLY into you. Tread carefully here. Actually, your "rain check" message comes across (to me at least) that you are sincerely not wanting to do the bachelor party and would rather chill with her. She picks up on that, and goes out of her way to mention that within two days she'll be local to you. To her, that gives you plenty of time to clear your schedule for Sunday. To you, it's an opportunity to bone if you want. To her, sounds like it's a "want to get to know you" attempt, since more than likely you both work Monday morning, and she's gotta scoot out of town that evening.

But just from a "me outside looking in" perspective, it seems like she wants to become more than f-buddies. She's interested in exploring RELATIONSHIP land with you. How well do you know this one? Long time friend/recent f-buddy, etc?

[Georgia Avenue]

Man thats a long story. Dated her last year but broke up with her for this VERY REASON. She didnt want me seeing anyone else I was like 'yeah no thats not gonna happen we've been together like 1 month.' So I saw her again recently and we drunkenly hooked up. We talked about it then and she seemed like she understood that this is just bootycalling, but obv thats not true. I don't know, I hate being the bad guy...maybe I can just put her off and put her off until she gets the hint. It's weak but dumping someone twice is just too evil even for me.

Anyway, Baloosh since you came up with the idea, how to proceed now with this punk chick tonight? She didnt get back to me, but its clear I am going...should I just go to the bar with some friends and see if she shows? Or text her at some point?

Complex, the ways of women.

[Sayitloudernow]

GA.

did you ever sleep/

[Baloosh]

Well, my opinion on that, is that it's even more evil to just play the "ignore and avoid" game until she gives up. Chicks do that, and we ain't chicks. It's more fair to her (and to yourself) to just lay it out on the line again -- perhaps Sunday if she manages to track you down. "Look sister, before this gets too far again and it becomes even weirder for us, I think we need to talk. Again." And you're correct -- my hunch is that this one will need a 3,000 mile tune-up quite regularly.

And re: punk chick. I think you've established that you're going and that you want her to go. My play would be to go with the fore-mentioned wingmen, have a good time, and if you don't hear from her at all, on the way home shoot her a quick txt along the lines of, "Man, had a blast at that crazy place. You shoulda come -- missed a great time!" Depending on her reason (excuse) for the no-show (if it happens) will be a good gauge into how much she's into you thus far.

Or, best case scenario -- she shows up and you get to have hot, wet relations. But I wouldn't push it by txt'ing her again during the night... either she'll show or she won't.

One quick thought: you might be able to sneak a quick message in early in the evening, like on the way to the place, and keep it short like, "Heya... I'm headin' to that show in a few... I'll save ya a seat." But make sure it's early in the evening -- that's key.

[Georgia Avenue]

The shows at 10pm, so early might not be believable. Yeah, I'll stick with the plan, she's new in town and probly doesnt have anything better to do. Plus she's young and doesnt make plans til the last minute anyway.

Either way I get to see boobies tonight.

SILN: I slept for like 2 1/2 hours. I was gonna call out of work but i woke up. So here I am.

Just drank some eboost, !THANKS *TT*! Now Im ready to rockandshiverandjiveandwoolybully.

[stabn]

One last derail before we go back to GA (hopefully) nailing punk chicks.


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@ stabn: Yo brotha, I got c*ckblocked for this year's OPK Fest in Seattle. I need to make it back out there soon. And regarding your other comment -- let's just say I'm back on the market. Lump me in with the 50% of marriages that failed


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Sucks about OPK, but [censored], my bad assuming everything was still peachy. Sorry to hear about your ex devilcnt. Hopefully bbv4l can Look forward to baloosh sexy time trip reports!

[G Street]

Yo GA you gotta give the no go for old girl on SUN... it's Big Business time that night... of course you could bring her/sand to the beach. I'm bringing mine, but she's my GF now.