OT: [censored] thread, July, READ RULES IN TOP POST

[Slim Pickens]

I just got my copy of Moshman, which I'll start reading as soon as I finish emptying my Full Tilt account balance. That should take another 45 minutes or so.

[GtrHtr]

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I just got my copy of Moshman, which I'll start reading as soon as I finish emptying my Full Tilt account balance. That should take another 45 minutes or so.

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what is a moshman?

[Slim Pickens]

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I just got my copy of Moshman, which I'll start reading as soon as I finish emptying my Full Tilt account balance. That should take another 45 minutes or so.

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what is a moshman?

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I'm about to find out.

[BigCummins]

an elusive north american sng player that may or may not even be able to beat the games he claims to be an expert at

[jgunnip]

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With all the discussion lately about limping KK you guys should check out the new tuff_fish video of the Sunday Millions. I know it's not a SnG but man it's friggen perfect. BTW it's hand two so you have to wait a minute.

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I'm in this video at the end railtarding. good times.

[billxo1b]

()cross-posted on SSNL) I probably dont have odds for set, but is it a call pre-flop after the re-raise? Just sit down so no read yet.

No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($107)
Hero ($98)
BB($155)
UTG ($66)
MP ($93)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
2 Folds, Button raises to $5, Hero calls $5, BB raises to $16, Button calls, Hero?

[cakewalk]

8 reasons to stick to sngs and skip cash:



******* Hand 1 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $2/$4
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $353
UTG+1: $353.55
Hero: $420.10
Button: $394
SB: $393.10
BB: $402

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $8</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $32</font>, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($70, 2 players)
UTG+1 checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $52</font>, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($174, 2 players)
UTG+1 checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $135</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises all-in $269.55</font>, Hero calls.

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($713.1, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $713.1)


Results:
Final pot: $713.1
<font color="#ffffff">UTG+1 showed Jc Qs</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero mucks Kh Ad</font>


******* Hand 2 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $2/$4
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $400
UTG+1: $410
CO: $312.65
Button: $398
Hero: $400.80
BB: $288.70

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
2 folds, CO calls, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $20</font>, BB calls, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises all-in $312.65</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $400.8</font>.
Uncalled bets: $88.15 returned to Hero.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($352.65, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $645.3)


Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($352.65, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $645.3)


River: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($352.65, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $645.3)


Results:
Final pot: $352.65
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Jh Jc</font>
<font color="#ffffff">CO showed Kc Ac</font>


******* Hand 3 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $2/$4
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Button: $398
UTG: $164.50
CO: $545.35
Button: $354.05
SB: $400
Hero: $426.10

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $8</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($18, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">CO bets $8</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $24</font>, CO calls.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($66, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $44</font>, CO calls.

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($154, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $75</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $150</font>, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $454
<font color="#ffffff">CO showed Ad Qd</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero mucks Qh Ks</font>

******* Hand 4 ********

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $2/$4
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $524
UTG+1: $250
CO: $615.20
Button: $408
SB: $414.80
BB: $381.95

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $14</font>, 4 folds, BB calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($30, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $22</font>, BB calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($74, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $50</font>, Hero calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($174, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $130</font>, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $434
<font color="#ffffff">BB showed As 2h</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero mucks Kh Kc</font>


******* Hand 5 ********

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $2/$4
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $524
UTG+1: $250
CO: $615.2
Button: $408
SB: $915.50
Hero: $393.50

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $12</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $42</font>, SB calls.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($84, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $63</font>, SB calls.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($210, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $111</font>, SB calls.

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($432, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero is all-in $177.5</font>, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $787
<font color="#ffffff">SB showed As Jc</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Qd Ad</font>


******* Hand 6 ********

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $2/$4
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $524
UTG+1: $250
CO: $615.2
Button: $408
SB: $594.50
Hero: $602.60

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $12</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $42</font>, SB calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($84, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $73</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $200</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $560.6</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB calls all-in $352.5</font>.
Uncalled bets: $8.1 returned to Hero.

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($1189, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1189)


River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($1189, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1189)


Results:
Final pot: $1189
<font color="#ffffff">SB showed Qh Th</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Qc Qd</font>


******* Hand 7 ********

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $2/$4
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $524
UTG+1: $250
CO: $615.2
Button: $408
SB: $539.50
Hero: $543.50

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $12</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $42</font>, SB calls.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($84, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $53</font>, SB calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($190, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">SB bets $120</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $448.5</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB calls all-in $324.5</font>.
Uncalled bets: $4 returned to Hero.

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($1079, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1079)


Results:
Final pot: $1079
<font color="#ffffff">SB showed 5c 5s</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Qs Qd</font>


******* Hand 8 ********

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $524
UTG+1: $250
CO: $615.2
Button: $408
SB: $307.50
Hero: $650.50

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $22</font>, SB calls.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($44, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $33</font>, SB calls.

Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($110, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">SB bets $96</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $595.5</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB calls all-in $156.5</font>.
Uncalled bets: $343 returned to Hero.

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($615, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $615)


Results:
Final pot: $615
<font color="#ffffff">SB showed Th Ks</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Ac Kh</font>

[Slim Pickens]

I just finished the Low Blinds section and found it thoroughly meh, but I suppose it's necessary to have it in there. I expect the next few sections to pick up, but only after I get back from the store.

[Gramps]

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with the whole mess that it was, it was easy to miss. I had 3 withdraws proccessing, 2 eventually cancelled and went back to the accounts. did the whole transfering outa the country routine to rescew (how the [censored] you spell that!, 3rd try, none look right) most of it. wasn't till 2 months latter that I realized I had $3000 still listed as pending, and was actually pending in the doj hostage room.

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As retarded and stupid as it sounds, it's true that's it's easy (or somewhat understandable) to miss - especially since it was ~ January 15th which means time for estimated tax payments. I was running goot, so I'd taken out $20k a few days before which cleared and inflated my checking account, getting ready to make State and Federal Est. payments, moving stuff from Neteller to checking to savings, back to checking, etc. and had this additional $8k that I think I took out just before my scheduled FT RB payment.

Actually, I think it probably hit my bank account as a "pending" transaction that normally clears the next day (showing up in balance, but not "available balance"), and then probably got pulled back, because I had my checking account get overdrawn when my State Est. Taxes check was processed (Beat: I live in Cali and pay state income taxes; Brag: I get to live in Cali)...thought I'd just pulled an old man move and not done the math right on how much I needed in there to cover my checks, but looking back, I think I wrote my checks and moved what I thought was enough when that $8k was showing up in my checking account, assumed I had no more Neteller stuff to worry about (showed up in my checking account as pending, out of mind), and then didn't realize what had happpened and that I had another $8k coming to me.

Yea, I'm less pissed off that I've only played 5 hours of poker in the past week due to the fact that moving is a time-consuming royal [censored] pain in the ass.

[rhettoric]

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Yugo, what about lonely and needy, how do those come off?

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Dave: Chicks are attracted to lonely guys. It's a psychological analogy.

Bret: What about Eugene? [He motions towards a lonely looking Eugene]

Dave: He knows what he's doing.