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[Eagles]

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Howcome when I do this at $1/$2 it's spew?

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It's not a spew if villain plays like this
Full Tilt Poker
$3/$6 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
2 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
SB: $1922.75
Hero (BB): $618

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($9, 2 players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $18</font>, SB calls $12

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($36, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $24</font>, SB calls $24

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]] ($84, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $60</font>, SB calls $60

<font color="black">River:</font> 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] [T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]] ($204, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $150</font>, SB calls $150

<font color="black">Results:</font>
SB had 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Fives)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Sevens) and won $503.50
Final Pot: $503.50 ($0.50 rake)

[suzzer99]

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k this just happened iwth him

PokerStars Game #8189736844: Tournament #41781776, $105+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/01/29 - 22:57:33 (ET)
Table '41781776 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: ienjoymoney (3060 in chips)
Seat 2: hartmyst (1520 in chips)
Seat 4: nailman1 (1480 in chips)
Seat 5: pureheat (1490 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: RaiNKhAN (1480 in chips)
Seat 7: VisitVenus (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: z32fanatic (1440 in chips)
Seat 9: GaoSo (1530 in chips)
RaiNKhAN: posts small blind 10
VisitVenus: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ienjoymoney [Ks As]
z32fanatic: folds
GaoSo: folds
ienjoymoney: raises 40 to 60
hartmyst: folds
nailman1: raises 1420 to 1480 and is all-in
pureheat: folds
RaiNKhAN: folds
VisitVenus: folds
ienjoymoney: calls 1420
ienjoymoney said, "just to see."
*** FLOP *** [Th 3s Td]
*** TURN *** [Th 3s Td] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [Th 3s Td 2h] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ienjoymoney: shows [Ks As] (a pair of Tens)
nailman1: shows [Kd Ad] (a pair of Tens)
ienjoymoney collected 1495 from pot
nailman1 collected 1495 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2990 | Rake 0
Board [Th 3s Td 2h Js]
Seat 1: ienjoymoney showed [Ks As] and won (1495) with a pair of Tens
Seat 2: hartmyst folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: nailman1 showed [Kd Ad] and won (1495) with a pair of Tens
Seat 5: pureheat (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: RaiNKhAN (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: VisitVenus (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: z32fanatic folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: GaoSo folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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PokerStars Game #8190942010: Tournament #41786969, $110+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/01/30 - 00:17:31 (ET)
Table '41786969 1' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: intervntion (1625 in chips)
Seat 2: betron (3160 in chips)
Seat 3: nailman1 (1240 in chips)
Seat 4: suzzer99 (1470 in chips)
Seat 5: NJGIANT3 (1505 in chips)
betron: posts small blind 15
nailman1: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to suzzer99 [Ac Kd]
suzzer99: raises 60 to 90
NJGIANT3: folds
intervntion: raises 180 to 270
betron: folds
nailman1: raises 970 to 1240 and is all-in
suzzer99: folds
intervntion: calls 970
*** FLOP *** [8h 4h Qh]
*** TURN *** [8h 4h Qh] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [8h 4h Qh Td] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nailman1: shows [Qd Ad] (a pair of Queens)
intervntion: shows [Jh Jd] (a pair of Jacks)
nailman1 collected 2585 from pot


suzzer99: nailman are you hammered tonight?

[Josem]

obviously, since suzzer was the hero in this hand, the other guy's AQ would have sucked out on suzzer's AK.

this is standard, judging by posts in this thread.

[Paul B.]

nailman is getting coached by Grimstarr

[BHokie1]

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how does someone who calls my RR pf lvl1 with J3s have a 9% ROI with an average buyin of $65 over 6500 games?

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I had some guy call my all in then said...

Villain : That was a misclick some people shouldn't 2 table. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[DevinLake]

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Howcome when I do this at $2/$4 it's always pocket 7s?

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[DevinLake]

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I've been IMing with eagles about this stuff for the past couple of hours. I'll post answers afterwards if people are interested and eagles doesn't mind.

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I'm glad I'm not the only one that took interest in this. I don't feel like as much of a dork now.

[Green Kool Aid]

I posted a hand in SSNL.. would appreciate any responses from STTF

[Jay Riall]

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I posted a hand in SSNL.. would appreciate any responses from STTF

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Check/call flop.

[DevinLake]

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I posted a hand in SSNL.. would appreciate any responses from STTF

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Check/call flop.

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I thought about that. But, readless, how many barrel's are you willing to c/c?